Kuwabara and his Hand
One day, Kuwabara woke with a start. Something wasn't right. He had a peculiar feeling in his loins. He pulled the covers off of him and looked down. Righty, his beloved right hand, was pulling on his nether regions.
"What the hell do you think you're doing!", Kuwabara yelled in disgust.
"&$!", Righty replied.
"What do you mean you never get to have any fun? I write with you. You're my eating hand. You are used above all."
"#$&$$&$!"
"I do not use Lefty for all of my masturbation! Speaking of Lefty…"
Kuwabara looked over to the left side of his body to glance at his old friend. Lefty was trembling. Could his expression be one of shame?
"What were you doing all of this time?"
"-(-:' !"
"Watching!", Kuwabara was deeply troubled by this new discovery.
")-':; !"
"Wadda ya mean 'it was hot'?"
Without warning, Yusuke popped up from out of nowhere. This only added to Kuwabara's confusion.
"Urameshi? What are you doing here.?", Kuwabara inquired.
"I came here for my alone time with Lefty, but when I first arrived I saw what Righty was doing and… well… I had to watch. He's right Kuwabara you two make a pretty sweat couple.
The next day, Kuwabara had Righty removed and beat Yusuke to a pulp. Always remember that Kuwabara is a one hand kind of man. Righty replied.
n disgust.ou'was pulling on his nehter