Author's note: Mmm… Swiss rolls.
Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic and co.
OMGWTFLOLBBQ! I made another one.
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Sonic stared at the chocolate halo from heaven. He was staying at Knuckles' house, because Tails kicked him out.
He eyed the second most delicious pastry- No. The king of pastries. His mouth wanted that chocolate donut so bad.
But he wasn't going to wait any longer than his encounter with the crispy apple pie.
Sonic lunged over the table and reached for the donut on the opposite side. Sonic almost had that chocolate delight, when all of a sudden,
KNUCKLES LEAPED OUT OF THE WALL AND GRABBED IT!
Sonic flew face first into the wall and watched Knuckles run off with the donut.
"Oh, hell no." Sonic thought. He grabbed a wooden spoon and chased Knuckles over the wooden bridge thingy that holds up Angel Island. Sonic threw the spoon and hit Knuckles in the back of the head.
Knuckles fell down as Sonic ran straight up to him.
"GIMME THE FUCKING DONUT!" Sonic screamed.
"NEVER! SHADOW, CATCH!" Knuckles yelled. He threw the donut and Sonic watch as Shadow Chaos Controlled out of nowhere and caught the donut. Sonic pounced at him, but Shadow sidestepped, which made Sonic fly into a rock.
Sonic growled, and Shadow (who for some reason had the seven chaos emeralds) turned into his super form.
Sonic quickly ran towards the Master Emerald and jumped onto it. Unfortunately, it was slippery, for Knuckles had recently waxed it. Sonic grabbed it on his second attempt and turned super also.
Super Sonic flew up towards Shadow and slammed into him. Shadow dropped the donut and it was now falling towards the water underneath Angel Island.
Super Sonic and Shadow both made a grab for it, but Sonic kicked Shadow and grabbed his chocolate treasure.
Sonic flew up towards Shadow and started wailing on him. He punched him repeatedly in the stomach and face, until Shadow got knocked out.
Then Tails walked in.
He saw Super Sonic eating a donut and standing on top of Super Shadow while Knuckles was lying on the ground in pain.
"Y-you know what? I don't even want to know." Tails said.
Sonic noticed him and ran up to him.
"Oh, I can explain-" he started.
"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!"
"But-!"
"NO!"
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Yay!
