My friend bugged me... and bugged me... and bugged me! To f***ing write this shit so I hope you're happy Manami!! . F**k off... No! TT_TT Wait!! I'm sorry Manami! I love you!!!!!

Manami: Yeah.. right

Aiko: But... but!

Itachi/Naruto: WTF?! I thought this story was about us not about you two bickering!

Manami: -Kicks the two- Shut it!

Aiko: T_T That wasn't very nice you know....

Manami: I know... sorry Guys -huggles them to death-

Aiko: Manami!

Manami: What?

Aiko: Never mind let's just start -sigh-


Disclaimer: I don't own this s**t If I did I'd be rich and you'd be poor Muwahahahahaha! Well Poorer .


Chapter 1:
Meet the star!

"In the tallest building, in the biggest city I can think of, lived a douche bag."

"NARUTO!"

"What?" he whined.

"THAT'S NOT HOW THE STORY STARTS YOU IDIOT!!"

Naruto scrunched up his nose and sighed.

"But Kakashi-sensei! I don't like your stupid Ichi Ichi Paradise love story crap!"

The class chuckled at the blond as he stood their and whined.

"This is a literature class, Naruto, if you don't like reading love stories and such then why are you here?"

The blond shrugged and took his seat. Hinata giggled next to him and leaned over.

"How did you pass your entrance exams again?"

"You let me cheat duh" He whispered as to not get yelled at again while Kakashi called on another student to read from the book.

The girl smiled and shook her head. It didn't matter any ways Naruto was likely to pass just by cheating off Hinata but what ever floated their boats. Said cheating blond sighed and leaned back in his chair, closing his eyes and drifting off into his thoughts. His father, Minato, would be working late which meant Naruto would have to make dinner and wait for him. Not that Naruto could cook well. Which meant.... TAKE OUT! Woo! Ramen! The blond drooled at the thought causing Hinata to stifle a laugh and clean up his face with a napkin she kept handy. Naruto blushed and scratched the back of his head.

"Alright class! It's just about time to go so make sure to read the next chapter and Naruto.... actually read it" Kakashi smiled from behind his character mask for today.

It was funny... The board actually read "I'm a ninja" Which was today's character. Thank god though... Tomorrow was Saturday meaning no classes! Naruto could relax and enjoy his time with dear old dad... that is if Minato didn't have to work. Standing from his seat, the blond walked from the classroom with Hinata. Though he did wave good-bye because she had to go the other direction. Poor girl, she was taking 8 units and woo! that was a lot of classes. Naruto was lucky his father had let him off with taking 3. Naruto rustled Kiba's hair as he ran by him startling the dog boy. His unnatural love of dogs had landed him that nickname as well as a veterinarian (SP) career. It was funny. All his friends had a goal in life, all Naruto had was a 'get the fuck out of college alive' goal. Minato didn't like that much but thought it was funny. He had hoped the Naruto would follow in his footsteps and work at a high end business as he was but no. While Minato worked at the Uchiha Corp. Naruto went to classes and farted around. Oh well. He'd learn. Naruto walked up to the gated house that was his and Minato's solely. He was glad to have the money they did have even though his dad was working a female's job. He was a secretary. I mean how degrading was that? I mean Minato did look like a girl at least that's what everyone kept saying. And if his good old dad looked like a girl then hell Naruto followed in the looks department.

Naruto had always had this girlish figure and look about him minus the 6 tattoo's he got on his cheeks once he turned 18. Which sadly just made him even more cute. And it was even worse that Ino had bought him a kitsune costume for Halloween and forced him to ware it to a party. Man the guys really thought he was a girl. Even Neji was confused. It was priceless when Lee had a nose bleed even though Sakura cussed him out for getting blood on her white carpets. Suits her right for getting white carpets. Jeez! Females.... And he was supposed to marry one? Ha! He was sure he'd die by the end of the first date. But at his rate the only one who ever paid him any mind that wasn't his friend was this creepy boy named Sasuke and his little tag along friend Kabuto. Of course Kabuto's tutor Orochimaru kept a good eye on the two. Ew...... They were the creepy trio from hell! Jeez, oh how he wished the shudders he got from them would go away. No he wished that they would go away period. End of story.

Naruto walked into his house, setting his bag by the door before he bent to untie his shoes and remove them. Minato wasn't home.

"Hmm... he must be working over time.." Naruto thought with a sigh.

He walked up the stairs to his room he turned on the lights, upon entering his room he notice a bundle of orange fur on top of his bed, sleeping peacefully. The orange figure moved as it hissed when the light were turned on, it opened its eyes then looked directly at the blond. the orange thing perked up and jumped off the bed ready to attack the blond boy. Naruto widen his eyes at the orange thing jumped on top of him and both falling to the ground.

" GYAH!! Kyu-chan!" he giggled.

The orange thing called Kyu had red eyes, nine-tails and was a cute baby face kitsune! The kitsune licked the blond boy as it purred between licks and pecks of kisses. Naruto couldn't help but laugh at Kyu tickled his soft spots on Naruto's face. Naruto picked the Kitsune and cradle it underneath his arms like a new born baby. Naruto loved his kit. He found Kyu-chan rummaging in their garbage looking for food. Naruto pleaded his father to let him keep the kitsune, his father declined it though, but soon came through. Naruto only had Kyu for 4 months and his baby kitsune was growing up to be almost an adult!

Naruto got up with Kyu, petting his kitsune then walked over to his bed laying down. Kyu jumped off of Naruto's arms then laid next to the blond's head licking his forehead. Naruto only smiled as his Kyu did so. As Kyu kept licking Naruto's head, the blond himself began to drift off to sleep.

~At the Uchiha mansion~

A young raven haired man sat idly doing a project for his school. He'd hated his life...he hated his stupid teachers and the stupid students that the teachers were teaching! HELL! He also hated himself for hating things that never did him wrong! Or is it that he just blamed his brother....for all the thing he hated in life. Not that he could really hate his brother, it was after all his brother that was paying for his college expenses with the money from his stupid corporation. It was his brothers money that paid for everything he had. This house. His clothes. His job at one of the corporations lower branches. The one thing his brother couldn't buy or even convince someone to do, was a certain blond and his affection for someone. Oi, what was with blonds though? Lately all these blond girls have been showing up and offering themselves to him all except one. One that he already knew from one of his classes. Not that the dobe would notice the silent teen sitting in the back of the literature class eyeing him as he made a fool of himself day in and day out. Whatever... If he wanted to play hard to get then he always had his own allies to convince said blond to even remotely look in his direction. At least that way he got to see the girly face once in a great while.

Stupid Orochimaru and his stupid twit of a boyfriend flaunting their creepiness out in the open. If he hung with those two creeps said blond would look at him. Eh, it was a bad plan. He ended up making himself look like a freakin creep in a nice suit. He heard that's what the blond thought about him from another blond named Ino.

Turning his attention back to his project, the raven haired teens sighed and pushed it aside for the time being. It was getting late and dinner would be served soon, with or without his brothers appearance at the dinner table. He often spent nights alone, eating in silence at a large table set for two even though only one was present. His brother took his work to the ass. Seriously, didn't the guy ever give himself a day off? I mean he is his own boss right? The teen moved downstairs to the dinning room and took his seat where he usually sat. To his utter surprise as soon as he sat down he heard the front door open. Was his brother home already?

"Hmm, I made it just in time it seems..." The older said taking his coat off and hanging it up before unbuttoning his blazer and hanging that up as well.

The taller and older man looked exactly like the younger. Except that he was well... Older. The younger sighed.

"I thought you were going to be late again... Itachi"

"Ah, then sorry that I was going to keep you late, little brother." Itachi smiled as he sat down at the table and rung a bell telling the maids to bring out dinner.

With that a dazzling display of plates, a meal was set before them. The brothers said a small prayer before serving themselves what they wanted.

"So how was school, Sasuke?" Itachi asked between bites.

"Hn..." Sasuke replied before he took a bite of medium rare steak.

"That bad? Aw, still having problems with that little enigma of yours?" The older chuckled at his brothers misfortunes in his love life.

"What do you know?"

"It's not hard to tell you're love life is a bit lacking little brother. With all those little blonds hussies chasing after you I would figure you'd bring at least one home and bang her" Itachi said nonchalantly.

"I'm not interested..."

"Oh? You have you're eye on someone?"

"Hn..."

"Is she a keeper?"

"Hn..."

"Is she even interested in you?"

"Hn..."

"Does she even know you exist?" This time Itachi looked up at his brother with utter amusement.

"Shut up and eat, Itachi, I'll have no more of you nonsense..." Sasuke said shoving a piece of steak in his mouth.

The older chuckled and began to eat again. His brother sure was getting touchy about who ever this girl was. When Itachi had finished he left without a good-bye or even a see you later. He needed to finish some paperwork and since he had sent his secretary home he couldn't simply call Minato to come by and help. Besides if he remembered correctly Minato had a son to take care of. Sighing, Itachi sat in his in-home office and started signing certain sheets of paper that required his approval.

Meanwhile

Naruto woke to someone nudging him and also someone telling Kyu to knock it off and to stop trying to climb up his leg. Blue eyes opened to meet their reflecting pair and the younger of the two smiled.

"Hey dad..." Naruto yawned.

"Hey yourself, did Kyu make you fall asleep again and forget dinner?" Minato chuckled and picked up the little fox.

"Heh sorry dad..." Naruto said sitting up with a yawn.

"So did Mr. Uchiha make you do overtime again?"

Minato nodded and picked up a bag which Naruto noted a ramen. The blond drooled and smiled wide.

"Thought you might want some" Minato chuckled, " Let's go eat in the kitchen."

The younger nodded excitedly. He loved ramen and more so he loved the fact that his dad remembered to get it for him when he came home late. Naruto and Minato wandered into the kitchen and began to unload the bag of it's yummy contents. Sitting crossed from each other the two said a small prayer before digging into their ramen. And I mean literally digging in on Naruto's behalf. Minato chuckled and ate his as well. He sighed wishing he could spend more time with his son. Suddenly, a thought struck him.

"Naruto...?"

"Hm?" The teen looked up with noodles hanging out of his mouth.

"Want to go to work with me? I mean tomorrow is take your kid to work day" Minato said.

"Nah I'll pass... besides Mr. Uchiha will probably have you running around all day and what does that leave me to do?"

"Help?" Minato chuckled.

"Yeah I'll pass..."

Minato only sighed, " Alright.... if that is what you want."