Hey guys it's me Reggie/Bluemoon2021b haven't wrote anything new in ages! Ok this is another Know Your Stars parody I'm going to start updating the Fairly Odd Parents one which i haven't updated in ages. lol I'm on a STRONG total drama hype now and I'm planning on doing all the characters including Alejandro, Sierra, and Blaineley! maybe even Billy for fun ^^
Chris: Billy seriously?
Me: yes i want to make it interesting.
Chris: Ok spending time on an intern weird... But as long as you get all 24 you're good remember you have a contract saying you would.
Me: yea yea i know. Would you believe it that I had to sign a contract to write this parody? Anyways, this time there won't be many character crashes from other shows and all that. Ok I do not own-
Chris: Reggie does not own Total Drama Island/Action/or World Tour or the Know Your Stars segment on that unimportant show All That! Total Drama Island/Action/or World Tour is owned my ME in the cartoon world at least but in the real world it's copyright of Fresh TV, and Teletoon. and Know Your Stars and All Something is copyright of Nickel- whatever.
Me: Nickelodeon
Chris: whatever i really don't care about that network they don't air my show on it. Now let's get on with this parody!
Me: P.S.: first chapter a.k.a this one may seem like a story but the 2nd chapter is the first victim. hehe they're in for it! who you ask? The voice or the contestant? haha you're just going to have to read to find out! for the world never know! *evil face* lol
Chris: aww you learned something from me.
Me: what?
Chris: nothing ON WARD!
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*it is 2 days before world tour and past celebrity manhunt episode they decided to get all 24 contestants together untill it splits for the new season*
Chris: ok campers listen up!
Heather: We're not campers anymore!
Chris: I don't care ahh good season one memories!
Sierra: OH M GEE I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M BEING CALLED A CAMPER! I DREAMED ABOUT THAT EVERYTIME I WATCHED TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
Chris: See? Why can't you show some spirit like Sierra?
Noah: *sarcastically* Yay total drama whoo... Sierra is an over obsessed fan she thinks everything about this crappy show is great.
Chris: Hey! Moving on-
Courtney: Why are we all here if only 17 of us made it?
Geoff: Does that mean there was a change and we are all competing in this season?
Eva: I BETTER NOT I THOUGHT I WAS FINALLY RID OF THIS SHOW!
Chris: No, no changes made, all of you aren't on next season.
Courtney: then why-
Chris: shush! If you let me FINISH, what i was going to say then you'd know what I'm going to say now ZIP IT and listen I don't like repeating myself unless it's worth wile and I want to repeat this. You're going to hate this just as much as I will.
Heather: why?
* confessional *
Sierra: When Chris hates something and says we might hate it as well it usually means that ether it's something really bad that will effect us all, he's in major trouble, or it's just something that Chris doesn't like or want to do, like him being dissed or something that doesn't relate to him at all. You can tell by his body movements and facial expression and as a third generation Chris McLean scholar, I can safely say that it's something he doesn't want to do and or realate to him or a little bit of both.
*end confessional*
Sierra: *whispering to all* guys it's nothing just something Chris probably doesn't want to do. Harmless to us.
Courtney: (*thinking in her head* i think i know what it is. ) *stands up tall* YES! *throws hands up in air* I WIN! *everybody stairs at her as she starts dance on top of a table*
Chris: *creeped out and confused by the scene along with everyone else* Ookk... anyways we're in a delma here people! You se -
Courtney: HAHA! FACE IT! MY LAWYERS ARE MORE POWERFULL THAN YOURS YOU KNOW I ONE THIS CASE! THAT'S THE SOO CALLED DELMA! I WON AND YOU KNOW IT!
Chris: um no. lawyers have nothing to do with this and I don't know what heck you're talking about.
Courtney: *embarrassed* oh nothing! *sits back down* My lawyer is still powerfull.
Chris: rrriigggghhhhtttt... Anyway! With no more interruptions this is horrible i don't want to do this but i have to and you do to THIS IS SOO HORRIBLE IT DOESN'T HAVE TO DO WITH ME OR THIS SHOW! Yes, i know you all must be disappointed.
*confessional*
Sierra: See told ya. It's a lot of observing.
*end confessional*
Chris: Ok anyone familiar with the show All Your Stars on some network American network called Nickel- whatever.
Random Intern: *anger sigh* Nickelodeon!
Chris: Yea that network. Well my American cousin somehow worked his way into your contracts and he wants you all to be on his show and you have to be on it by force. His show is boring he just talks to you all saying stuff about you to the fans. Total Drama is better. Now, he wants all of you on the show the way you were voted off in the first season. You will all go one by one. Sierra and Alejandro most likely since you're new you guys are going to go last.
Sierra: OMG I HEARD OF THAT SHOW! Never saw it but heard of it! I heard only stars get on it! *squeals* I'M SOO EXCITED! CAN I GO WITH CODY?
Cody: please no.
Chris: since there is a possibility that all of you aren't going to be interviewed within two days especially have it in the order he wants it, if you happen to be on this season when you get voted off someone will be there with a private jet to fly you out to Nickel Studios in California, cause my cousin is too lazy to come out here! And as for the ones who are not on the show they said they'll come for you when your time comes.
Random Intern: IT'S NICKELODEON!
Chris: Whatever! You're fired! First up Ezekiel! And Eva go along to cause your second and Noah you're third so go with them and Justin go! the rest of you you'll have to wait till' your time comes! unfortunately, we don't have the guy with the private jet to fly you out today, but lucky for you guys Chef will fly the four of you out there in the jet we are using this season! You'll get to experience it first hand! but DON'T use my hot-tub! *Chris walks up to the camera* Will Ezekiel, Eva, Noah and Justin survive the plane ride on the way to Nickelodeon Studios with Chef? Will Ezekeil be able to surrvive Know Your Stars? When my cousin ever learn to stop interfering with the contracts for my show and will his show become a flop? Is Courtney going to do that weird dance again? Find out next time on... Know your Stars, Total Drama Edition! Only on... Nickelodeon!