(A/N) Babysitting my sister so the first chapter might not be very good.

I do not own Naruto, Cupcakes, Yaoi, or tacos….I just really want to, TT_TT

Based off of:

An Uchiha's Love Life: TobiMadara's Revenge



Lying between the warm sheets of Deidara's bed, the blonde bomber pondered his life thus far. His partner had recently revealed his true identity. He grimaced at the thought of his bouncy, mask covered Tobi was actually the immortal Madara Uchiha. Deidara rolled over and hugged the pillow that Madara had recently used.

"He left almost an hour ago and it still smells like him, "he sighed inwardly as he took a long, deep breath.

He relaxed further into the sheets. Ever since he woke up this morning in Madara's arms, Dei chan could only think of the romantically, erotic night he previously had. He could live his life like this forever. Being ravished every night, loved unconditionally, and having someone who gave a fuck if he was alive or not; it was like a dream.

The blonde closed his eyes and went into a light enjoyable sleep.


Outside-Somewhere

Madara sat on a boulder within sight of his hidden base. He couldn't believe how no ninja noticed the sealed entrance. He didn't worry too much about it though. There was no way anyone could get in without the secret knowledge of its entrance. The Uchiha glanced down at his trade-mark orange mask he had hanging around his neck.

He hated the blasted mask, but loved the freedom it gave him. No one was able to tell him how to act or behave when he was behind it, but as Madara, he loved the unbelievable power and the deadly skill of being an Uchiha. As he thought of these things, the Uchiha pulled a hidden cigarette out of his pouch. He never really knew when he started smoking, but the occasional drag made him feel better.

With a flick of his finger (and a little chakra) he lit the cigarette between his lips and watched the smoke curl into the early morning air. He took a deep breath of the toxic smoke, but being immortal had its advantages. He smiled to himself happily.

"I can't wait to brag to Pein about this…, "Madara snickered, "that brat always tells me about him and Konan. It's time for a little revenge."

He blew the smoke out in the air, watching it dissipate slowly. It felt like nothing in his life could go wrong. It made him to almost want to give up world domination…almost. Without further ado, the Uchiha put out his half smoked cigarette on the boulder he was sitting on, lifted himself up, and went walking back to 'his' Akatsuki base.


Many Days Later

Deidara dealt with Tobi like always did, but somehow it felt different. He put up his usual front with the others around, but behind the scenes…..

Now, was one of these moments. The bomber walked into his room and closed the door behind himself. Somehow the days here felt like they've been getting longer and longer. He wanted to just make art out of everyone and everything right about now. Luckily, he didn't have that much clay on his right now. The blonde was momentarily distracted by thoughts of murder. Behind him, the bedroom door silently clicked open. A familiar orange masked ninja crept in.

The Blondes' ninja sense kicked in. Somehow, something didn't feel right. The rooms' aura changed quickly from calm to eerie. His room never felt eerie before. An enemy must be close by! Before the bomber had a chance to reach for his clay for defense, a pair of strong arms wrapped around his chest, quickly immobilizing him.

The hold was tight, almost breathtaking, but somehow not crushing. By their strength, the bomber knew whoever these limbs belonged to, they were a force to be reckoned with. The hold squeezed tighter as the blonde felt his hair being nuzzled away from the back of his neck. Tender, warm kisses were placed by his unknown lover.

Deidara knew these actions. They could only be one person in the world. Anyone else would have killed, hurt, or done something even worse to him by now. The places where Madara kissed him tingled and made his legs go weak. The arms around him shifted. One hand drifted up his shirt, under the fishnets. The other went south, under his jeans and boxers.

Shivers of pleasure ran down his body. He loved this feeling of sexual freedom. It was like art; fleeting. It had the tedious, but pleasurable work of preparing your art, but it also had the instantaneous explosion at the end made it all worthwhile. The hand on the blondes' chest toyed with his taut nipple as the other hand rubbed tenderly up and down his partially erect member. Groans of pleasure came from his lips.

A low, sensuous snickered echoed around the room.

"You know how that noise gets me hot, Senpai, "Madara spoke devishly in his normally voice.

The Uchiha gently tugged the bombers member causing him to groan even more. Madara loved it when his 'little firecracker' went wild in his hands. He loved that man to no end and he promised to prove it. This little pet name was only the beginning.

As the Uchiha's hands roamed, the blonde started to pant and shake. The immortal knew his way around in any bedroom. Madara went back to leaving little kisses and hickies on his prisoners' neck. No doubt Deidara would be blasting him to bits with a clay centipede later. Now was the best time to let his emotions out and warn his lover of the events that would soon unfold.

Madara picked up and carried his partner to his bed. He sat the bomber down gently enough to make the beds springs barely squeak in resistance.

"There's something I must discuss with you,"the raven colored Uchiha said gently.

Deidara was panting slightly as he gazed up at his partner with lust filled eyes.

"I have to tell you that it's extremely important that you never tell anyone of my existence, my true self, or my plans," he continued as he stroked the blondes' panting chest.

"This organization is very secretive. Most of the members don't even know who I am…and I plan to keep it that way."

The momentary pause in the ravens' speech was caused by his Senpai, who reached out to massage his partners' member. Madara grabbed the bombers' wrist and bent down to his level.

"Promise me you won't let any of this information leak," he asked with a slight snarl in his accent.

The hazy in his partners blue eyes cleared for a moment. The Uchiha let go of the hand he was holding and grabbed a hold of the half erect form in his Senpai's jeans. This reaction caused low, wanting moan to come from his Senpai's throat.

"Promise me," he repeated.

"I….I pro…promise…,"the blonde retorted between gasps and cries for his lovers touch.

A final smile crossed the Uchiha's features.


(A/N) A sweet cliffy if I do say so myself ^_- Chapter Two will come out after some reviews and arguments of what I didn't add or need to add. BTW, I got to go take my dog out to pee. So, review away. :D