Count Vladimir 'Dracula' Nosferatu or what he was now known as Alucard

walked of the airplane holding a small black briefcase and pushing up his red sunglasses

and fixed his tie. No police girl no Integra and no missions for a ten year vacation! He

always wanted to go to the new world and he picked a nice place to lay low for his ten

year vacation, a small town called 'Forks' in northwest Washington state. It was a

perfect vampire safe haven…..cloudy all year round, very few people around and best of

all pretty women with unpolluted blood. "Mr. Todd Franks?" said the human that was

picking him up in Phoenix AZ airport "I am He" Alucard said walking up to the small

man. "I am here to take you to your new home" the man barely stuttered out. Alucard

nodded and got into the back of the black jaguar and relaxed into the nice expensive

leather as the human drove him to his new vacation house.


Edward Cullen was felling ……odd today. He was jumpy and nervouse for some reason

and Bella had noticed. "Edward what's the matter Lion?" she asked in her sweet voice

petting Ed's cold face with her warm hands. Edward smiled and nuzzled his face into the

warm hands "I don't know Bella, I feel like something or someone is coming" he

confessed to his beloved wanting to protect her more then ever now. "Edward you have

to relax, nothing bad is going to happen to me, I have you to protect me" she said kissing

his forehead lovingly "I suppose your right Bella, maybe I am just over reacting some"

Edward and Bella laughted a little and went back to snuggling on Ed's black couch

lessoning to a piano album.


Alucard got out of the jaguar and looked at his new vacation house. It was a

brown simple common two-story house with a nice back yard that backed to the woods.

Alucard paid the driveled and walked onto the porch "this will do, I won't stand out to

much" he thought as he looked at his neighbor house "The Swans? Intresting, I smell

werewolf's and vampires strange" he though as he unlocked the door and walked into

his home and closed the door. He would wait and see what would happen in the Swan

household, but for now it was time to unpack. Alucard opened his small black briefcase

and millions of black bats flew out. Three would hit the wall and would clean and

decorate the house. Alucard looked around with a smirk, the living room with dark green

walls and a black leather couch in front of roaring fire place, a few book cases full of

classic books and art with heavy black curtains to block out any sunlight. The kitchion

witch was now a wine room full of old wines and a hidden remigration witch was full of

blood. With a nice hand carved table with matching chairs and lit candles everywhere. He

walked up stares to see that his bedroom was black with gold candle holders, a wooden

hand carved nightstand with a sliver gun rack for his beloved guns and lastly his black

large coffin in the middle of the room. Alucard smiled and set his guns down on the rack

and changed close. He was now wearing a button down Wight shirt and black slacks with

no shoes. He walked down stares and grabbed the book 'Dante's Inferno' and started to relax


Bella was walking to her house when she noticed that someone moved into the empty house beside hers. "Who lives there now?" She saw the mailbox

and read the name off of it "T. Franks?" she said out load as her dad 'Charlie' was walking over to her "yep that's our new neighbor, from what I know is that he is

from London and he was a big shot in the British army" Charlie explained patting her shoulder "so tonight bells were having him over for dinner!" He told his

daughter. Bella looked at her dad in shock "But Charlie! Edward's coming over for dinner tonight!" she exclaimed "well Ed can meet Mr. Frank too! Now go over

there and invite him!" Bella stomped over to the house to meet this 'Mr. Franks'


Alucard looked up from his book when he herded loud knocking on his door. "why now?" He thought as he stood up and walked to the door and opened

it with ease to see a brown haired girl with a weak mental shield "hello?" he said with his British ancient looking down on the human girl. "Um….Hi, Mr.

Franks……My dad and me wanted to invite you over for dinner" she said with a lack of manners and refinement "I might as well" He though wile he looked down

on the human "It would be my pleaser, when is dinner?" he asked wondering what her blood was like "It's in a hour" she said with a smile "I shall see you then" he

said as Miss. Swan walked back to her house. Alucard closed the door and walked to his wine room and took out two 1970's wine bottles and dressed in his black

suit and slicked his long hair back with a smirk and donned the red sunglasses.


Bella smiled as Edward drove up in his sliver Volvo and got out with ease. Bella ran to him and hugged him tightly with a smile "hello Bella" he said

with a smile "hey Lion!" she said giving him a kiss on his ice cold lips "Miss. Swan, is that your intended?" asked Mr. Franks as he walked over to the couple

holding the two bottles of wine in on arm. Bella looked at Mr. Franks blushing that he had seen her kissing Edward "Yes, Mr. Franks this is my fiancée Edward

Cullen" She said moving from Edward some. "Hello, I am Todd Franks" said Alucard blocking his mind completely from the youth as they shook hands "a freak?

he is the lowest of the low, he makes the police girl look like a god" "I am Edward Cullen" he said politely "his mind is completely blocked! What is this guy!?!?"

Edward thought as Mr. franks smiled charmingly at Bella "I have brought some wine for dinner, I hope you don't mind" "Not at all" said Charlie taking the bottles

from Alucard "Hi I'm Charlie! He said shaking Alucard's hand "Charmed, I am Todd Franks….please call me Todd" he said to the poor human who lead him into

the small house and sat down at the table.

Edward was looking at the Mr. Franks "he is not human, yet he is eating like a human…..but red eyes, he can't be" Edward thought as he forced some food

down his thought Edward concentrated on Franks mind trying to see what the stranger was planning.

#$%Mindworld!!#$%_________________________________________________________________________________________________

Edward looked around to find that franks mind was pitch black, not a speck of light could get threw. The only sound was laughter, not ha ha laughter but evil bone

chilling laughter that scared Edward to his very soul. "Did you REALLY think I would let you into my mind that easily boy? DID YOU?" The laughter got

louder "I am not scared of you Mr. Franks!" Edward screamed the lie out as the darkness changed as eyes started to appear red angry bloodshot eyes stared down at him "If you were smart my dear boy you would be! now BE GONE!"

#$$%MINDWORLDEND!##$%_________________________________________________________________________________________________

"Well Mr. Todd that's when I caught the biggest god damn bass in the whole damn lake" Charlie preached to Alucard who had just finished his glass of wine as he

finished mind raping the weak freak that tried to look into his mind. "They don't make vampires like the use too" Alucard thought as Edward came back to reality

looking quite ill "I was barley blocking him and it scared him that easily? how sad" Bella put a hand on Edwards "Edward, Lion are you okay?" she asked concern

in her voice "I….I…I just need a moment" Edward said as he looked at Mr. Todd who flashed him a smile.

OH yes, Alucard was going to have a good vacation here!