I OWN NOTHING!
Rated T for the innuendo.
"Ok, everyone, this is a reminder that your term paper is due next week." His teacher, a young 20 something, dronned about the importance of turning in the report. "All of you WILL hand in the paper on time, and I ll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member."
He couldn't help it, it was the perfect opportunity, he raised his hand.
"Yes, Kida-kun?"
"What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
She waited till the laughter died down to answer.
"Well, I guess you ll just have to learn to write with your other hand."
Needless to say, he didn't say another word fro the rest of the class period.