Enjoy and review. BTW, I like Vincent and just because I bagged him out doesn't mean i don't like him.


10 ways to piss off Vincent

NO.10- Call him an emo.

NO.9- Tell him he has almost as many repressed memories as squall.

NO.8- Question his sexual appeal after reminding him that Hojo looks a hell of a lot older than Lucrecia.

NO.7- Tell him instead of going to sleep in a coffin he should have asked for partial custody of little Sephiroth.

NO.6- Wave a cross at him and yell 'be gone, foul demon'.

NO.5- Ask him if he dislikes garlic.

NO.4- Tell him he shouldn't have said yes to the 'Dirge of Cerberus' deal.

NO.3- Ask him if he's ever done it ninja-style.

NO.2- Ask him why he chose to break out the Death Penalty in the last level of DOC, when he already had it from FFVII.

NO.1- Ask him if he invites himself to parties, stands in the corner and just bitches and moans when someone comes within ear shot.


About NO. 3, don't ask. Please Send me suggestions, preferably through review as my e-mail is non existent.