Ok. This is kinda weird compared to some stories. It's done like a diary. 2D's diary, to be precise. Uhh... More random info, if you scroll down a tad.

January 1st

I got this from Noodle today. Not sure why. I didn't think you were supposed to give gifts for New Years. She told me to write in it everyday, about anything. Lots of people do it. I'm not really sure why, but she said it was a good idea. The book is supposed to be a secret. I'm not sure 'bout that either. Oh well.

January 2nd

It's Sunday today. Muds is sleepin and Russel is doing who knows what in the kitchen. Noods came in and helped me decorate the cover of this book. There's photos of the band on it now. She had heaps of fun doing it. She likes bein creative, doesn't she? I'll have to find out what it means when she calls me '2D-kun.' What's a kun?

Jan 3rd.

Found out from Google that this is called a diary. Aren't girls supposed to keep diary's? Does Noodle think I'm a girl??

Jan 4th

Muds is still in his Winnebago. What's he doin in there? I don't think there's anybody with him. He must be bored. I'd go talk to him but I think he'd probably hit me.

Jan 6th

Didn't write yesterday. Didn't do anything. Noods came in again this morn. We played video games until 5. I can never beat her. I think I have a bad controller, cuz the aiming is all wrong.

As fun as it is, I don't see why she won't play pong with me. It's a very fun game. I like it much better. Oh, I haven't played it for awhile.

Jan 7th

Played pong today. I got another high score. 15, 375 points! I'm getting even better at it. I'd play on the net but they've made it all colourful and confusing. I like the old graphics better. Plus the internet is hard to use. I keep getting advertisements, and something called a… Viro? Virus? Yeah... And Muds keeps emailing me, saying I'm gay.

Jan 8th

Searched what gay means. I am not gay. I think he's had too much to drink again.

Jan 11th

I saw Muds today. He came out of his Winnebago for once. Wanted to strangle him but he beat me to it. I've got red marks around my neck now. Looks like somebody bit me or somthin…

Jan 17th

Noods would kill me if she knew how many days I'd skipped writing in here. But it is my secret, as she said. So she doesn't need to know. I still think this is pointless.

Jan 18th

Found out Noods has one of these, too. Won't tell me where it is tho.

Jan 19th

Tried to go skateboardin today. Didn't turn out so good. I fink I broke my ankle. It hurts. I need more painkillers.

Jan 24th

Asked Noods what day it was today, and she laughed at me. So I searched it on Google. Great thing, Google. I think it's Monday. I've had this thing for 3 weeks now. Still don't know what it's for.

Jan 29th

I'm hiding from Murdoc. He kept trying to find me today. I'm scared. Where should I go??

Jan 30th

He found me. I don't hate him, but I don't like him either. My arm hurts now.

February 1st

I asked Noods if she wanted to make another album. I don't think she will unless Rus wants to. And Rus doesn't want to. Why? It's good fun. All we're doin these days is sleeping, eatin, and more sleeping. I may as well live in a trailer park.

Feb 2nd

Actually, no. If I lived in a trailer park, I mightn't have my massive TV screens. And then I couldn't play pong. Besides, I don't wanna live in a trailer.

Feb 5th

Today was weird. Noodle was playing 'El Manana' in the kitchen, but when I sung along she went red, grabbed her guitar and ran off. What'd I do??

Feb 6th

I think she's hiding from me. Which is funny. I'm still hiding from Murdoc.

Feb 8th

She's still not talking to me. I tried singing with my keyboard, but it's not the same. I need somebody to play guitar with me. And I am not asking Murdoc to.

Feb 9th

Murdoc found me and asked me to marry him. I think he's been drinkin. Either that or those emails calling me gay were serious.

I'm really bored. Tomorrow I'm gonna to try and figure out why Noodle's been avoiding me.

Feb 11th

Noods caught me following her. She went red and ran off again, after saying a lot in Japanese. What's a baka?

Feb 12th

Oh. So that's a baka. What did I do wrong? Why am I a baka?

I think Muds forgot about what he said. That's good. I didn't really wanna marry him anyway.

Feb 14th

Did nothing on the weekend. I asked Noodle if she wanted to play games with me and she shook her head. But she did promise to see me on Friday! Hopefully we can play a bit of music. I haven't done that in a long time.

I hope I can still sing. What is it that lets you sing?

Feb 15th

I asked Russel and he told me that your vocal chords are your voice and make you sound, well, like you. Can you break em? I wonder if Murdocs were squashed as a kid.

I hope mine weren't damaged when he choked me the other day. They're in your throat, right??

Feb 16th

I found out you can damage them. Somethin to do with the wrong breathing technique while singing… Oh, and screaming can damage em. And really bad colds. I'm surprised mine still work. I don't know if strangling can damage them.

My head hurts really badly behind my eyes. I need medication. I wonder if the migraines are because of the damage to my eyes?

Feb 17th

I fink it's cuz I kept hitting my head as a child. It wasn't my fault. Anyway, it's not like I have brain damage or somethin.

Noodle's coming over tomorrow. I was thinkin about cleaning up, but I can't be bothered. My head still hurts. It hasn't stopped since yesterday. Muds stole the really powerful stuff, so I've only got aspirins left. I know he may have a bad hangover, but those will knock him out.

…That might be why I haven't seen him around lately.

Feb 18th

My head feels kind of better. Which is good. Noodle seemed a bit tense today. Her playing was perfect like usual, but somethin about her seemed a bit… I don't know. But she was happier by the end of it.

Which is good. She's really pretty when she smiles.

Feb 19th

I just read over yesterday's entry. If this wasn't in pen, I'd erase that. I mean, she is really pretty and all, but I'm not really supposed to notice that, am I? Must've been those new drugs. They numbed my head and all, but I think they were a bit too strong. I'll see the doctor and ask if there's anything better.

Same day

He said that it shouldn't have been too strong. I swear it was. He gave me more new stuff today, saying this might be better. I hope so.

I have this tune that Noods kept playing stuck in my head. It's really slow and sweet. I wonder if we could use it somehow? I'll invite her down again tomorrow and talk to her about it. I have the best idea.

Feb 24th

Noodle still seems tense. But she was happy to play for me again. We wrote down a few words, uh, lyrics? I think that's the word. I promised her I'd play around with some notes on the keyboard. Would keyboard sound good with this though? I want to use the Melodica again. Not many bands use that instrument.

Feb 25th

Noodle said something about a Zen bond..? What's a Zen bond?? Sounds like a type of food.

Feb 26th

Muds is alive. He tried to give me a pickle sandwich today. He does realize I'm allergic to em, right?

Feb 27th

Got an email to do with Child Support. Forgot to pay up again.

Feb 28st

Noodle's been working on that song more than I have. She's pretty much finished the entire guitar part. I asked if she wanted to work on it with Murdoc and Russel, so that we could release it, but she said she wants it to be a secret song between us. What does she mean by that? It's not that bad. Well, I don't think so. I'll have to ask her what she meant by it.

Why is Google always workin? It never goes down for maintenance. Never. Weird. Does it have more than one server??

…What is a server, exactly?

I wanted to write something in a different format. So instead of just telling the story like, well, normal, I thought this'd be a good idea. I'm not sure how it'll go. Hopefully it'll turn out ok. Yes, this is hinting at Noodle x 2D. Yayyy.