A Total Misunderstanding
Natsu was walking around the guild room. "Oh, I'm so bored." Ever since Flare Corona, the Raven Tail mage had come aboard the Fairy Tail Crew to be with Lucy, everything had become slightly boring. Now he couldn't even spend time with Lucy anymore without Flare watching him like a super sensitive hawk. "Possessive psycho." He mumbled. Natsu was cut off when he heard a shriek.
"Blondie! No! Get away!"
Natsu raised an eyebrow. "What the hell?" He heard Lucy speak next.
"Come on Flare! I promise it'll be ok." "No! It smells weird!" Natsu sweatdropped. 'Smells weird? And what're they talking about?' He walked closer to the door to hear closer. He heard Flare whimper.
"No! No! Don't make me do it! Please!" He then heard Lucy speak. "Shh. Just calm down, Flare. It'll be over in a while." "N-no, I don't believe you. It doesn't even look tasty. It looks all pink and swollen." Natsu widened his eyes. 'Oh god. They're not doing what I think they're doing, are they?" He heard Lucy sigh. "Come on Flare. Erza and Cana have tasted mine before and they said it was good." Natsu's jaw almost hit the floor. 'Cana and Erza too? With Lucy? Oh hell.' He heard Flare again. "I-I don't know." "Ok, if you taste mine, I promise we'll cuddle tonight." Natsu froze in his spot. "O-ok. Fine. I'll do it for Blondie." He could pratically hear Lucy's smile. "Good. Now open wide!" Natsu eyes narrowed. 'Oh hell no. This has gotten far enough.' With new bravery, he crashed through the door, not caring what sight he would see. Then his eyes grew comically wide.
Flare was sitting down on the floor with frightening eyes towards him. And there was Lucy, fully clothed staring at him with a similar expression. In her hands was a strawberry muffin, pratically glowing with a pink color. Natsu covered his nose slowly, agreeing with Flare that it smelled kind of weird. And then realization hit him. He felt like a huge pervert.
Lucy narrowed her eyes suddenly. "Why'd you crashed my door, Natsu?" Natsu gulped and glanced at Flare who was slightly shaking. He quickly tried to come up with a convincing lie. "I... saw a huge cockroach on the door and tried to smash it. But I guess I didn't know my own strength." He rubbed his head. Lucy's eyes stayed narrowed and then lifted up. "Oh, all right. I'll fix it up later. Did you want a Strawberry Muffin? I was just about to eat one." Natsu quickly shook his head and left the room. "NO THANKS! SEE YOU LATER!" Lucy shrugged and turned her direction to her still shaking girlfriend. Suddenly, she smiled almost seductively. "Now where were we?" Flare gulped. "C-cuddling?" Lucy's smirked widened.
Natsu walked back to his room. He was too tired to do anything else. He then jumped when he heard Lucy laugh maniacally, and a cry from Flare. He shook his head.
'This is gonna be a long night.'