Harry Potter and His Mishap
Harry was enjoying his fine day, when he heard a knock at the door.
"What the fuck?? Who's trying to get into the Gryffindor Common Room??"
Hermione and Ron ignored him and went to bed
As Harry approaches the door he feels a sudden chill.
He opens the door with sudden grief and out comes a four eyed ghost.
"What the fuck! Myrtle what Do you want??
"Oh Harry, how are you?"
She begins to rub his chest and kisses him while in the air.
"Harry, do you know why they call me moaning myrtle??"
"Umm… No, Why Do I want to know?"
She Gets closer to him and begins to moan.
"Oh Harry Make love to me! You make me feel so. Fresh!!"
Harry looks at her surprisingly and gives her a hug
"Oh my wizard! I've been waiting for you to say that, now get closer to me bitch!"
They Make Sweet Love for long hours…..
Harry wakes up at the yells of Hermione
"What the hell??"
"GET YOUR FAT ASS UP HARRY!! And get your wand douche bag!"
Harry Gets up and gets ready for charms class with Professor McGonagall.
"Shit I'm going to be late!"
Ron and Hermione leave the Common and leave Harry to get ready.
Harry didn't find any clean robes and he picks up the ones he wore last night.
He walks into the classroom and apologizes to the teacher
"Professor I'm sorry I'm very, very sorry"
"Mr. Potter you have nothing to be sorry about except one thing! Your robes have white spots all over them." OO
He looks down and notices right away what it is.
"Umm... its bleach I spilled it during potions"
"Well Mr. Potter I'll clean that up for you"
She Flicks out her wand
points it at Harry's Robes
Professor yells out- SCOURGIO!
Harry's Robes begin to clean, but the white stains do not leave
"Well Harry, it seems as if the stain is permanent"
"Umm… well I don't know what it could be…"
He is frightened.
"Mr. Potter were you umm.. HAVING SEX WITH YOUR HAND??"
"No Professor, I had sex with Myrtle"
"Pish Posh Mr. Potter, She's a ghost and doesn't have you-know-what!!"
Harry ran out of the class room and begins to cry and he felt his scar hurt…Why? because he got sperm on his scar!"
-will write Continuation if I get reviews!