Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any of the characters. If I did, I sure as hell wouldn't be here right now.

This is the disclaimer for the rest of the story so I don't have to type it for any of the other chapters.

Inuyasha: You're just being lazy.

Me: SIT!

Inuyasha:*does face-plant to floor*

Me: *Smirks* Enjoy the story!

Btw, Kaoru is Inuyasha's son

Chapter one:

Inuyasha

"No way! No way in hell!" Inuyasha yelled at the top of his voice.

"For the last time, you have to tell him!" Yelled Kagome. "He's old enough!"

Inuyasha's cheeks burned at the thought of that conversation.

You see, Kagome had asked him to give Kaoru 'the talk.' He stupidly asked what that was and was given the embarrassing definition.

"Now go!" Kagome began pushing him to Kaoru's room.

"How the hell do I even give the talk?" Yelled Inuyasha.

Kagome froze. Knowing Inuyasha, he could go in there with the intention of giving the talk and walk out leaving their child emotionally and mentally damaged.

Still, it was the father that had to give the son 'the talk', so Kagome had no choice.

"You know…. Just tell him about the birds and the bees and you'll be fine!"

"What the hell do birds and bees have to do with sex?"

"Just go!" Kagome shoved him into Kaoru's room and walked away.

Kaoru (if you're trying to imagine him, think of Inuyasha with short hair and brown eyes and you have Kaoru) looked up from his book.

"Hey dad. You need something?" Kaoru asked with mild curiosity.

"Well…. Er…. Your mom, er, wants me to give the, uh, talk." Said Inuyasha simply.

"What talk?" Asked Kaoru.

"Well…. uh…..You know the, um, birds and the bees and they, uh….." Inuyasha had no idea how to explain it.

He stuck his head out the door.

"Kagome! How the hell do I say this?", to which the reply was a book thrown at his head.

He read the title: how to explain sex to younger children. Inuyasha read the title again. Ugh.

He walked back into Kaoru's room and sat down. "Ok….er… Let's see….."

He flipped through the book until he found a chapter that looked promising. "Alright! The,uh, happy squirrel." He began to read aloud:

"Once, there was a hungry female squirrel.

She met a male squirrel with just her kind of nuts.

They wrestled for a while, fighting over the nuts until the male squirrel gave up.

Then, nine months later, the nuts turned out to have a surprise: a baby squirrel!

The end."

Kaoru looked at the book, then back at his father, completely horrified.

"What the HELL did I just read?" Yelled Inuyasha.

"I,uh, don't know dad."

Inuyasha put his face in his hands.

"Hey dad." Said Kaoru. "Are you trying to give me what sex is?"

Inuyasha fell over, anime style! "YOU MEAN THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME YOU KNEW WHAT SEX WAS?"

"Yeah, pretty much."

Inuyasha was extremely pissed off. "KAGOME!" He yelled at the top of his lungs. "He knows what sex is!"

"I don't give a damn!" Yelled Kagome back. "You still need to explain it and if you don't, so help me I will make you-!"

"Ok! I get it!" Yelled Inuyasha before she yelled the feared word: sit.

He thought for moment, wondering how the hell he was gonna do this.

Then he had an idea.

"Kaoru, make a peanut butter jelly sandwich and come straight back here!"

"Yes sir!" Said Kaoru, running to the kitchen, utterly clueless to what was coming.

Did you like it? I worked pretty hard on it. Anyway, the next chapter is coming very soon, I can promise you that!