Gaara's Rupert
It was a normal day in Sunagakure, people's houses were getting bombed, people were dying, cows flying in tornadoes, and as Sand's Kazekage, Gaara sat in his bed doing nothing. No one was around, he was alone, all by himself, silent, staring at nothing. He thought about Rupert, his childhood friend. His only friend. He pulled the invisible string that hung from the ceiling over his bed. A panel in the ceiling opened, and Rupert fell out.
"RUPERT!!!!!" Gaara expressed his love for his teddy bear by squeezing it to his chest and wrapping his arms around it. It was a BRUTAL hug…..due to its BRUTALITY, Rupert's eyes popped out.
"…" The speechless Gaara stared at his eyeless friend.
"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERT!!!!!!!!!"
Vains popped out of the red-haired boy's eyes, he popped his blood vessels. He ran out of the building frantically, clutching Rupert in his arms. It was midnight, completely dark. His blood-shot eyes glowed in the night.
"HELP, HELP!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!! RUPERT IS DYING!"
No one was around, Gaara had found himself in a middle of an unknown desert. He looked around, and saw a man crawling through the sand.
"Hey you! Please help me! R-R-Rupert is dying!" Gaara pleaded, emphasizing with his hands the eyeless Rupert.
"Please, kind sir," the man answered, "Help me, I have been stranded in this deadly desert that is filled with millions of monsters for a year…" Then man coughed and spread germs over Gaara's bare feet. Gaara twitched and was about to kill the man, or kick him, either one would satisfy him. His feet were already cut up from running all this way.
"I am the Land of Wind's Kazekage! how dare you cough on me!"
"I am sorry sir, I did not know that….but if you are the Kazekage, you would help me…."
"Yeah, I would help you, but nobody is watching, NOW HEAL RUPERT!" Gaara placed Rupert gently in front of the man's face. Gaara watched intently.
"Please! I haven't eaten for years! Help me! I beg of you!"
Gaara said nothing, he was waiting for the man to somehow heal Rupert. Several long minutes passed.
"I have a feeling that you aren't gonna heal Rupert and you are just a jackass that's wasting my time." Gaara was getting agitated by the old man's ignorance. 'Time to get kicked!', he thought.
"Well I never intended to….but I'll see what I can do if you can help me and bring me to your village."
"How can I trust you? You're just a random person that I met in a desert. What if I give you food and shelter, but you never heal Rupert?!"
"Please help me…."
"No, you help me!"
"Help!"
"Ah, screw you!" Gaara picked up Rupert, kicked the man right in the face, and ripped off his head using the sand around them. The sand absorbed the blood scattered by the decapitation and the blood quickly disappeared. Some of the blood got on Rupert.
"Don't worry Rupert, we'll get your eyes fi---" Gaara held Rupert up to his face to find blood on him.
"Oh….my…God...RUPERT IS BLEEDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Eh, took me about an hour... Chapter 2 will be coming sometime soon...I got the name Rupert from Stewie's teddy bear in Family Guy...but oh well...I like the name Rupert...There is alot more to come...Leave nice reviews and thanks for reading...