Disclaimer: ::lots of little chibi's are sitting in desks in a class room. At the front Mira/Cynically Blue (same person, being ME) is in front of the class, pointing to one of many confusing diagrams and long words on the board. Chibi Jonny Quest looks confused then raises his hand::
Chibi Jonny Quest: So, you don't own The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest *or* any other show.
Mira: ::exasperated:: No, I don't. I own NOTHING. ::looks at every one reading this, especially the people out to sue her:: Nada, nill, nilch, zero, zip…
Author's Note: The song 'My Kinda Scene' is by Powderfinger, and I originally heard it on the MI:2 soundtrack. I don't own that either (surprise surprise). I did the lyrics myself with a pair of shitty headphones, so if I'm totally off in some parts, DEAL. Since I added action to this that makes a…? ::chibi class appears again. They all think for a minute before yelling simultaneously:: a Music Video fic!
Mira: ::claps and hands sarcastically and says in a bored voice:: good job class.
Everything that is in parentheses and italics (like so) is the action. The regular text is my attempt at the lyrics to the song. Anything else means…I screwed up.
My Kinda Scene
(Scene is of Jonny sitting in a black folding chair wearing a black tux, looking down and hunched over; a serious expression on his face. In the background there are trees, green grass, tombstones and a dark gray cloudy sky. He is at a cemetery and it is raining and occasionally people also dressed in black walk by. Everything is fairly dulled colored. think: The Matrix)
(He begins to sing.)
Tell me where I'm supposed to begin
(Slowly brings his head up and looks at us.)
An unhappy life working some kind of dead-end job
(Slowly looks from right to left, surveying his surroundings.)
Everything you thought you had
Has gone from worst to bad
(Zoom out to see Jessie sitting next to him. She is wearing a black dress and is leaning back in her chair, arms crossed.)
Lean to the side whisper real quiet
(She leans forward and towards Jonny and whispers in his ear, he is still singing and looks at us.)
The end is inside working on that around the clock
(She leans out and looks around suspiciously and goes back to whispering.)
For everything you thought you had
(She leans back in her chair, crosses her arms, and gazes downward.)
Has gone from worst to bad
(Scene changes to a band of four people all wearing tux's performing on a black wooden stage still at the cemetery. Jonny is the lead singer up front and is playing a guitar while singing. It is still raining and there are no more occasional people.)
But it's not my kinda scene oh yeah
Footprints on the other side
Remind me of where I've been oh yeah
All words from the other side
(Jonny is back at his chair spot but is standing now. It is still raining.)
Tell me where I'm supposed to begin
(Just stands and sings.)
An unhappy life working some kind of dead-end job
(Begins to walk to his left, still singing.)
Everything you thought you had
(Walks to a coffin with an unfamiliar body inside, looks inside.)
Has gone from worst to bad
(Four men come that are dressed in black ALSO and pick up the coffin and carry it to the trunk of a black car.)
So I'll just wait and watch the wheels
(The men close the back of the car and get into the car.)
While they're turning back
(Car drives out, carrying body away from cemetery. A middle-aged woman wearing black cries into a handkerchief as they leave.)
(Back to the band on the stage.)
But it's not my kinda scene oh yeah
Footprints on the other side
Remind me of where I've been oh yeah
All words from the other side
(Now the scene is of the black car that took the body. It is driving along a wet road pretty fast.)
It…
Pulls me over and drags me under
(Another car comes speeding out of practically nowhere, the black car swerves trying to avoid it.)
It…
Pulls me over and drags me under
(They crash and it is worse than an accident like that should've been.)
(Back to the band on the stage.)
Tell me where I'm supposed to begin
An unhappy life working some kind of dead-end job
All right now
(Band disassembles.)
All right now
All right now
(They walk away and jump off the stage.)
All right now
(Just the band's instruments laying lifeless on the black wooden stage.)
But it's not my kinda scene oh yeah
(Shows Jonny walking away from the original chair he was sitting in. He is more into the music now and is slightly bobbing his head in beat with the music.)
Footprints on the other side
Remind me of where I've been oh yeah
(Zoom out to show all of the band members walking along a road away from the cemetery.)
All words from the other side
(Rain slowly comes to a stop.)
It's not my kinda scene oh yeah
(The sky in the background begins to lighten. The colors are no longer dull.)
Footprints on the other side
(Sun breaks through the clouds.)
Remind me of where I've been
(A far away shot of the four band members walking along the road somewhere in the country. Everything it green and healthy and shining with the recent rain.)
End
::Mira is gagging:: I can't believe I wrote that! I can't believe I'm *posting* this! Where's the gore? Where's the blood? At least some angst? And it has that 'sun is rising' happy ending! ::shakes head mournfully:: Review…if you know a bad fic when you read one.