Disclaimer: I do not own Train's songs, build a bear work shop or Rick Riordans story's or anything else mentioned in the story.

Parody of Train's 50 ways to say good bye. This song is based on what Jason would tell everyone if Reyna were ever to leave him.

My heart is paralyzed
My head was oversized
I'll take the high road like I should
You said it's meant to be
That it's not you, it's me
You're leaving now for my own good

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

She went down riding a Pegasus
Fried fighting a Hydra
Fell of the Grand Canyon with a couple of Venti
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!

She met Scrion's turtle under water
Fell and no one caught her
Octavian won the election
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died

My pride still feels the sting
You were my everything
I'll never find a love like yours (a love like yours)
She'll think I'm Superman
Not super sparky man
How could you leave on Camp Jupiter?

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

She got ate by a hellhound
Eaten by the Nemean lion
Got run over by Apollo's sun chairot
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!

She died in the Labyrinth
Drown in Phorcy's aquarium
Joined the hunters of Diana
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died

I wanna live a thousand lives with you
I wanna be the one you're dying to
Love... but you don't want to

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

She went down in an quest
Fried fighting the Hydra
Fell in river Tiber
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!

She met a Scrion's turtle underwater
Fell and no one caught her
Octavian discovered build-a-bear workshop

Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies

She got ate by a hellhound
Eaten by the Nemean lion
Got run over by Apollo's sun chariot
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!

She died in the Labyrinth
Drown in Phorcy's aquarium
Joined the hunters of Diana
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died.