Vancouver- One week after the Wedding of Commander Shepard

Jack thrusted her fingers inside and felt the moisture surround her digits. She quickly removed them and brought her fingers to her lips before popping them inside her mouth and sucking them clean. "Fuck, that tastes good." she moaned.

"Jack, stop eating all the cookie dough!" Miranda snapped.

"Not my fault your cookies are fucking amazing. Shit, I'm not gonna lie you cooking turns me on like crazy."

Miranda didn't turn her attention to her girlfriend instead she bent over to remove the Shepard's pie from the oven. "Well turn off for me and start pulling your weight around here. Kaidan will be home any minute."

Jack rolled her eyes. "I still don't get why we need to go through all this trouble for Alenko."

Miranda shot her a chastising look. "Perhaps because he was nice enough to let us live with him."

"Whatever. You know he spent ten minutes talking to me yesterday about a headache or something."

"Did he have another one?" Miranda asked sounding concerned.

"No clue. I tuned out about ten seconds in. I think i've really mastered my pretending to listen skills."

"Jack, you need to show Kaidan a little more respect."

"Huh?"

Miranda shook her head. "You're absolutely infuriating at times you know that?"

"So I've been told. You wanna fuck?" Miranda narrowed her eyes and pointed to the food she was cooking. "Is that a no?"

"Jack..."

"Alright, I'll go take care of myself."

"I need your help."

Jack groaned like a child. "Can we fuck after?"

Miranda sighed. "Yes." she deadpanned.

The biotic smiled. "What do you need Cheerleader?"

Lawson handed her some potatoes. "Can you mash these."

Jack smirked. "Easy." seeing an opportunity to show off she attempted to use biotics to complete her task but instead ended up erupting the tater and covering both herself and Miranda in bits of potato.

Miranda pried debris out of her hair. "You can't even mash a bloody potato!"

"It looks pretty fucking mashed to me."

"Dammit Jack." She was frustrated by the woman's lack of help but what frustrated her even more was how the woman's juvenile behavior was turning her on. She bit her lower lip and Jack smirked.

"I know that look." She said and began to strip.

Miranda wanted to protest but she knew one way or another this would end the same way and began stripping as well.

Kaidan walked in to his home carrying the groceries Miranda had sent him to pick up. He dropped the bags when he walked in to the kitchen and found Miranda bent over the counter with Jack behind her with her fingers buried inside the former Cerberus operative. The naked women froze and Miranda's face flushed bright red. "Happy Thanksgiving." she said.


Notes- This was just something I wrote for fun to wish you all a happy Thanksgiving!