OOC Hetalia

Okay so this is an idea my friends and I came up with at lunch. Basically, One-shots of Hetalia characters being, well out of character...It's pure crack I tell you.

Japan goes first... PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!

Japan pressed the buttons on his remote wildly, trying to ignore the voice of the American screaming in his ear. The two had taken to getting together to play video games, usually horror, although America seemed a little more freaked out by the Japanese games than the American ones. Go figure.

They got to a checkpoint in the game and Japan hit the pause button, ignoring America's protests.

"Hey, things were just about to get exciting!" he complained.

Japan ignored him, getting up and going into his room almost as if in a trance.

"Hey dude you okay?" America followed him curious as to why his friend was acting in such a state.

It was almost as if he had been possessed...

America shook the thought from his mind, there was no way that was possible.

Right?

He found his friend inside his room, however it was not what he expected to see.

Japan was spinning around the room, girlish giggles escaping his throat.

"Um, dude, what are you doing?"

Japan ignored him, grabbing his katana and running out the door, shouting something that sounding vaguely like "Kami Kami Ha!"

America ran after his friend, thinking he's totally lost it.

Which was pretty much the truth.

They made it was far down to the harbor, America wasn't sure how they got there, Japan's house was more father inland... but then again they WERE on an island.

"Hello mate!"

America looked to where Japan was talking to a man aboard a pirate ship.

Not just any man.

England.

"You lad. How would ye like to join me on a journey around the seven seas?" it took America a second to realize that his former mentor was talking to him. Before he could reply though there was a bang and all of the sudden Canada was there, dressing in a 70's disco outfit, looking completely out of place.

America stared at him, confused.

Canada looked at him, then to his bottle of beer.

"How did I get here?"

America, deciding that the world was just going jack crazy wasn't really surprised when Denmark came out of no where, wielding his axe like a javalin.

"FOR NARNIA!"

The Nordics lept out of no where, and commenced a battle with England, who was commanding his sailors (where did they come from?) to fire the cannons. Japan and Canada shared the keg of beer, eventually getting so drunk that you couldn't understand what song they were singing anymore. It sounding like a crossover of Hatsune Miku's World is Mine and Baby by Justin Bieber. In short, a really bad combination.

Just as America was about to jump in and save England from a terrifying hammer wielding Nordic in a skirt, (it took him a second to figure out it was Norway...)he woke up.

And there you have it, a totally crack filled random one shot that sucked.

I'll be pretty much using this story to kill my writers block. Don't expect me to update too often.

Reviews and requests are excepted.

GOOD BYE!