Yes, I know, there are FAR too many break-up fics out there. HEY! DON'T YOU
DARE HIT THE BACK BUTTON!! Stay put! Good. Now, I wouldn't have done it this
way, but I needed Chibi-Usa at her most annoying. So . . .
"13 Hours"
A break up fic . . . with a twist.
After all, how many times have YOU wanted to wish Chibi-Usa to the goblins?
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13 Hours - Prologue
Crystals, spinning, glowing, glittering crystals.
And white wings. Soft wings that silence the night.
The maze.
Serena's POV
Life, particularly MY life, seems to be a very unsteady bridge. Have you ever
noticed that? Here you are, happy as can be expected, you go to the arcade to
play video games, eat chocolate, and stare at the cute guys. You have friends,
school and a few minor annoyances. (Oh yeah, I already mentioned school, huh?)
Anyway, Life is good, then WHAMO! it takes a detour through the Twilight Zone to
end up . . . well, on the Moon.
That's pretty much what happened, actually. I got a talking cat, superpowers, a
new set of friends (this was actually the good thing about it) and a mission that
ended up getting my friends and me killed temporarily. (Don't laugh! Death isn't
quite as permanent as you think.)
I'm rambling, huh? Sorry. Anyway, the bad guy's dead and we're not anymore, so I
guess that's a point in our favor.
I'm a teenager, so I know life is never going to be perfect, but honestly, mine
seemed to be determined to take a tour through Hades! I may be a ditz, but REALLY
there are days I think someone up there hates me!
My supposed SOULMATE, who was my boyfriend for all of about twenty minutes, decided
to dump me. All right, he's older and more sophisticated than I am, but you think
he'd at LEAST give me a reason, right? I mean we've only been together for millennia!
But no, it was more like, "Sorry Serena, but I don't love you anymore. Have a nice
life."
Maybe my first opinion wasn't so far off after all . . .
All right, Mamoru being a jerk I can handle. After all I handled it for the first
six months of this insanity, I could probably handle it now, but there's another
little problem. A little problem with pink hair and an attitude: Chibi-Usa.
For those of you who don't know the spore, she's the most annoying, brattiest,
conniving, cute (don't tell her I said that last one, 'kay?) little girl on the
planet. And she's living with me. Darien adores her, which means I get lots of
opportunities to see him be totally sweet with someone I can barely stand. It
HURTS, and she knows it. She doesn't care, but she knows.
I think that's what finally brought everything to a boiling point between the
flamingoed twerp and me. I'd called her names before. We'd been in fights before,
but I'd never wished anything bad on her. After all, with the Ginzuishou resting
in my locket, I have to be a bit careful about what I wish for. (Don't look at me
like that! I'm working on it!)
"You just can't stand that Mamo-chan likes me better than he likes you." Chibi-Usa
stated primly, clutching her Luna P. "Cause he does! That's why he wants to spend
time with me and not you!"
Darn it all, she was right! I didn't like it! I mean, who would? I'd lost my
boyfriend to a six- year-old! My next words were less than nice, but they were
better than I was thinking. (What I was thinking shouldn't really be repeated.)
"You are such a Goblin, Chibi-Usa! No, you are BEYOND a goblin! And I wish the
goblins would come and take you away!" I yelled, storming out of the room, bent on
a good crying spree on my bed. The final words were said over my shoulder. "Right
now."
Chibi-Usa's scream stopped me before I even reached my room.
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Short, but it was a good spot to end. Don't you love cliffhangers? And don't look
at me like that! You know who it is anyway!
This is, in case you can't tell, a Labyrinth/Sailor Moon crossover, but don't worry
if you haven't seen 'Labyrinth'. I'll explain as I go.
Just a Note: If there's anyone you want to see written in - Senshi, villains,
Labyrinth characters - just tell me and I'll do my best. (Regardless, though, just
EMAIL ME!)
Disclaimer: The various characters are owned by George Lucas, Naoko-sama, Frank Oz,
David Bowie and a whole bunch of people who are not I. I've just kidnapped them for
a bit, and I promise I put them back (relatively) unharmed when I'm done.
I want to put a special Thank You in to Stormlight, a wonderful author who's Labyrinth
fic(s) inspired me!
Much love!
Kat
December 2000
DARE HIT THE BACK BUTTON!! Stay put! Good. Now, I wouldn't have done it this
way, but I needed Chibi-Usa at her most annoying. So . . .
"13 Hours"
A break up fic . . . with a twist.
After all, how many times have YOU wanted to wish Chibi-Usa to the goblins?
********************************************************************************
********************************************************************************
13 Hours - Prologue
Crystals, spinning, glowing, glittering crystals.
And white wings. Soft wings that silence the night.
The maze.
Serena's POV
Life, particularly MY life, seems to be a very unsteady bridge. Have you ever
noticed that? Here you are, happy as can be expected, you go to the arcade to
play video games, eat chocolate, and stare at the cute guys. You have friends,
school and a few minor annoyances. (Oh yeah, I already mentioned school, huh?)
Anyway, Life is good, then WHAMO! it takes a detour through the Twilight Zone to
end up . . . well, on the Moon.
That's pretty much what happened, actually. I got a talking cat, superpowers, a
new set of friends (this was actually the good thing about it) and a mission that
ended up getting my friends and me killed temporarily. (Don't laugh! Death isn't
quite as permanent as you think.)
I'm rambling, huh? Sorry. Anyway, the bad guy's dead and we're not anymore, so I
guess that's a point in our favor.
I'm a teenager, so I know life is never going to be perfect, but honestly, mine
seemed to be determined to take a tour through Hades! I may be a ditz, but REALLY
there are days I think someone up there hates me!
My supposed SOULMATE, who was my boyfriend for all of about twenty minutes, decided
to dump me. All right, he's older and more sophisticated than I am, but you think
he'd at LEAST give me a reason, right? I mean we've only been together for millennia!
But no, it was more like, "Sorry Serena, but I don't love you anymore. Have a nice
life."
Maybe my first opinion wasn't so far off after all . . .
All right, Mamoru being a jerk I can handle. After all I handled it for the first
six months of this insanity, I could probably handle it now, but there's another
little problem. A little problem with pink hair and an attitude: Chibi-Usa.
For those of you who don't know the spore, she's the most annoying, brattiest,
conniving, cute (don't tell her I said that last one, 'kay?) little girl on the
planet. And she's living with me. Darien adores her, which means I get lots of
opportunities to see him be totally sweet with someone I can barely stand. It
HURTS, and she knows it. She doesn't care, but she knows.
I think that's what finally brought everything to a boiling point between the
flamingoed twerp and me. I'd called her names before. We'd been in fights before,
but I'd never wished anything bad on her. After all, with the Ginzuishou resting
in my locket, I have to be a bit careful about what I wish for. (Don't look at me
like that! I'm working on it!)
"You just can't stand that Mamo-chan likes me better than he likes you." Chibi-Usa
stated primly, clutching her Luna P. "Cause he does! That's why he wants to spend
time with me and not you!"
Darn it all, she was right! I didn't like it! I mean, who would? I'd lost my
boyfriend to a six- year-old! My next words were less than nice, but they were
better than I was thinking. (What I was thinking shouldn't really be repeated.)
"You are such a Goblin, Chibi-Usa! No, you are BEYOND a goblin! And I wish the
goblins would come and take you away!" I yelled, storming out of the room, bent on
a good crying spree on my bed. The final words were said over my shoulder. "Right
now."
Chibi-Usa's scream stopped me before I even reached my room.
***********************************************************************************
***********************************************************************************
Short, but it was a good spot to end. Don't you love cliffhangers? And don't look
at me like that! You know who it is anyway!
This is, in case you can't tell, a Labyrinth/Sailor Moon crossover, but don't worry
if you haven't seen 'Labyrinth'. I'll explain as I go.
Just a Note: If there's anyone you want to see written in - Senshi, villains,
Labyrinth characters - just tell me and I'll do my best. (Regardless, though, just
EMAIL ME!)
Disclaimer: The various characters are owned by George Lucas, Naoko-sama, Frank Oz,
David Bowie and a whole bunch of people who are not I. I've just kidnapped them for
a bit, and I promise I put them back (relatively) unharmed when I'm done.
I want to put a special Thank You in to Stormlight, a wonderful author who's Labyrinth
fic(s) inspired me!
Much love!
Kat
December 2000