A/N: Oh my god! I am alive! Sorry for my absence everyone. I've been trying to balance work, school, and church stuff so ya. So to make up for it I bring you *drum roll* TADA! My first SnK fic! This was inapired by my friend who said this on a car ride home. ^-^ Enjoy.

I don't own anything.


Ymir, Christa, Mikasa, and Annie were all at Annie's house standing in front of the large pool she had in the backyard.

"So Ymir? Anyone catch your eye? Preferably someone...blonde?"

Ymir took off her shirt, leaving her in a black sports bra and her sky blue swimming trunks. She laughed out heartedly before looking at Mikasa. She also noticed Christa taking off her tank top and shorts to reveal a white two piece swimsuit.

"Stupid. Annie is yours. I, on the other hand, prefer someone shorter than her who has the bluest of blue eyes." Ymir chuckled and wrapped her arms around Christa. The blonde girl blushed before she was pushed into the pool. She coughed and sputtered water, glaring at the tall girl.

"What the hell, Ymir?! Why did you push me into the pool?!"

"Because I was talking about my blue covered bed in my orange master bedroom."

After that Ymir was no more than just another piece of shit to Christa. A piece of shit that was more than occasionally kicked in the shins for her crude humor.


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