Each time something happens when we don't want it to, we can't help but blame it on others. One of those people goes by the name of Pierre Gourmet. Born Spring 13, 59. I can't really explain this story, no matter how hard I tried. So just lie back and relax while reading about this ridiculously pathetic life story.

-Bella Pauidan

No matter how hard he would try, Pierre could never fit in. Kids laughed at him whenever he played sports, and he has a reputation of getting straight D's on his report card. His only true interest happened to be cooking, -hence the name- but he sucked at it. It was obvious that he could only truly be the worst Gourmet in the history of forever. Now, he was moving to the Sunshine Islands due to the fact he always wanted to cook dinner for his family, and because of his lack of talent, his family sent him away. Tragic? Not really. When you're as pathetic as him, you can't really expect anything better than that.