Life In South Park High

by Akamaru Dog Lover

The lousiest fanfiction ever. A few slash pairing and one death. 1 chapter is only at least 300 words. I think it would be good. But honestly I don't even know why I publish this anyway. Rate & Review! PLEASE?

1. Chapter 1

Life In South Park High School.

A/N : Erm, this is my 1st fanfiction of my favourite show South Park. I've totally have no idea how to write a fanfiction. (do have tuition about these things??) But as they say the more you practice, the more you'll be better at it. I know that there's many type of fanfiction. And I think that this IS a slash fanfiction. I'm going to write using character's point of view (POV). Ok, I've bothered/annoyed you with this stupid and super boring note. So here's chapter 1.

Chapter 1

Butters' POV

Hi, my name is Butters. I'm 15 years old. And I live in South Park, Colorado. I can't wait, for just 3 more years, I can buy a Harley and… "Butters!! You better get to school early, or you'll be grounded, mister!" somebody yelled. "Y-y-yes, sir!" I replied. That's my dad, he very strict about almost everything and ground me nearly everyday. Despite that, he'd nearly sell me to Paris Hilton for two hundred and fifty million dollars.

After finished getting ready for school, I rush down the stairs and race to the door. Before I managed to move 1 step out the door, my mother said "Butters! Come and have your breakfast!"

"Er, erm, ok mum!" I replied. My mom is just as typical as most mothers, but when she went insane, then she's like as insane as a drug addict. She once nearly killed me by drowning me in the car just because my dad being gay and had sex with other men. Luckily, I've manage to survive and slowly get my way back home, or I wouldn't be here for sure. But she's also can be as kind as an angel, she cares for me so well that she worry about me so much when I was tricked by a friend. I was tricked to stay in a bomb shelter for 3 days.

Breakfast sure was good, pancakes with butter and maple syrup from Canada. It was the best breakfast ever. And now off to school, where all the crazy things happened there. Where all weird things like nervous breakdown of teachers and so on.

If this is very short for you then I'm very very sorry. I'm just a simple 14 year old boy, who get a A- for English. And that A- is super lucky for me! If you think this is good/bad for a beginner's fanfic, then go ahead and click the review this chapter/story button and tell me what you think. If you can, be more straight forward/frank, go ahead.