Prologue
Cho Chang was
pregnant in the hospital ward at Hogwarts. Actually, she was very
pregnant, the baby was due. But… who is the father?
Cho was sitting in
her bed, in the hospital ward, when she heard a bang. She looked around and
next to her was Harry.
"Yo, Cho! How's
it going?" Harry asked.
"Fine. Oh, and
look!" Cho pointed towards her very big stomach.
"Yes, soon,
I'll have a son or a daughter." Harry exclaimed.
"No," Ron
shouted, as he ran up to them." The baby's mine."
"No, you idiot,
it's mine!" Harry cried.
Dumbledore
walked in. "What's the meaning of this? The baby's mine!"
"Cho," Harry
asked," What is going on here?"
"Um," Cho
started, but didn't get to finish. Draco, Dean and Seamus had just walked in.
"The baby's
mine." The three all said in unison.
Then, Fred and George walked in.
"The baby's
mine!" They both said, each giving Cho a kiss on the cheek.
All of a
sudden, all the men started to argue.
"It's mine!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"SHUT UP!" The
room was filled with silence. Mad Eye Moody had just walked in.
"The baby's
mine," he said," Remember Cho?"
"What?"
Everyone started throwing questions at Cho, and screaming at each other.
"WAIT!" Cho
screamed. "THE BABY'S COMING."
Then the
doctors moved in, and soon Cho was holding a beautiful baby boy.
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!" The
boys all started to scream.
"No! I'm
Voldemort's!" Everyone stopped in shock.
"What?" They
all cried in unison.
Harry looked
around." So this is why you were away so often, Cho."
Then the baby
started to sing and do a tap dance.
"Well… I came
from Alabama with my banjo on my knee. I'm going to…"
Then everyone
joined in.
" Oh, Susanna…"