Inspired by the random Kingdom Hearts yaoi random fanfiction generator. Key word is… Dirty! Yes, that's right. And it's Hayner and Cloud. Incestish, even though they're technically not brothers, but they are in this. Fun. Title is that song by Chamillionaire (did I spell that right?)

Ridin' Dirty

Cloud Strife stared at his sixteen year old brother, eyes wide. "Hayner? How the hell did you get so dirty?"

Hayner, a young teenager with dirty blonde hair, was covered in mud from head to boot. His camouflage pants were caked with the stuff, as was his shirt, and his normally pale skin was brown with dirt. The only thing still white about him was his smile and the whites of his eyes. He scratched the back of his head guiltily and sent small flakes of dirt falling to the ground. "Um… There's a perfectly sound explanation for this, bro."

Cloud crossed his arms and began tapping one foot, standing in the doorway of their small two bedroom apartment, intent on not letting Hayner in until he fessed up. "Then you better give it to me."

"Um, well, you see… I was playing football with the other guys, and Seifer sort of threw me down. And you know how long it's been raining, Cloud. I've told you that me and Seifer are a bit too competitive, right? So we mud wrestled. Or something like that. Can I come in now?"

"And get mud all over the carpet? Certainly not."

Hayner blinked. "But, Cloud…"

Cloud picked his brother up, noted that he was getting mud all over his work clothes, and carried him into the kitchen. He set the younger blonde down on the counter and sighed. "Get your clothes off."

"Can't I just take a shower?"

"No. I just cleaned the bathroom and I won't have you messing it up."

Hayner wrinkled his nose up and pulled his nearly stiff shirt off. Cloud set the muddy clothing item in the sink and waited for Hayner to remove his mud caked boots and pants. These were also placed in the sink, and Hayner sat there, cold in his white boxers. Cloud carried the heavy, stained clothes to the laundry room and set them in the washing machine. He started the load, grabbed a washcloth, and went back to his brother. "Here. Let's get you cleaned up."

Hayner sat obediently as Cloud wet the cloth and began to dab at Hayner's face, restoring white to some places. Hayner stared at Cloud for a few seconds. "Do you like cleaning people up?"

Cloud continued to scrub at the blonde's face. "Not especially."

"Oh… Do you like cleaning me up?"

"Yeah. You're my baby."

Hayner smiled, and Cloud began washing his arms. "So… This Seifer kid. Do you like him?"

Hayner blushed slightly. "Not… especially," he quipped, copying his brother's answer to an earlier question.

"Oh, yeah, and me and Leon didn't play hanky-panky in the back seat of his car yesterday."

Hayner coughed softly, and Cloud blushed. "But that's a totally different story. Seriously, though, do you like Seifer?"

"I… Um… Yeah…"

Cloud finished his right arm and moved to the left. "Has he kissed you?"

"Once or twice…"

"This afternoon?"

"Yes."

"Hmm. You're a dirty kid, aren't you?"

Hayner wasn't sure if that referred to his actions or the mud all over his body. Cloud rinsed the cloth off and began working on his brother's feet. When he was finished, he pulled Hayner off the counter and set him down. "You can take a shower now."

Hayner went over the door of the kitchen, then turned around, grabbed Cloud's wrist, and kissed him chastely on the lips. "No matter how close me and Seifer get, I still love you."

He turned around and ran into the bathroom, laughing. Cloud shook his head. That child was a regular dirt magnet. But, hey, a human eats dirt every year. Wasn't it actually essential? Maybe being dirty wasn't so bad after all.