Title: How To Greet a Former Team Mate/Love Interest
Author: Chibi Envy Chan
Rated: PG
Warnings: shounen ai
Pairing: Sasuke/Naruto
Extra: Gift fic for JJ
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Dark eyes narrowed. Who was that guy? Did they replace him already? More importantly, had Naruto found someone else? Well, there was only one way to find out.
"Naruto," Sasuke announce as he made his appearance.
"Sasuke-teme," the blond growled. "He's mine."
"Naruto-kun wait!" Sakura yelled as he gave chase.
Armed with his brush, Sai painted cats to follow them. "There's no need." He motioned to his feline aides.
Bounding after his target, Naruto almost caught him, but lost sight at the last second. He slowed down his pace to get a better look. Where had Sasuke gone?
Rub. Rub. Rub.
"Eek! Whoever did that is dead meat!"
"Why? You have such a cute butt."
Blushing a bright red, Naruto let loose a strong of curses and death threats, almost causing the missing-nin to become deaf.
During the blond's rant, Sasuke jumped down and pinned him against a tree. He wasted no time invading Naruto's mouth.
Blue eyes widened. His hands automatically went for Sasuke's shoulders as his knees felt like jelly. This wasn't supposed to happen. He wasn't supposed to like this. Moaning, he allowed the missing-nin to thoroughly explore him.
Satisfied, Sasuke pulled back, leaving a dazed blond. "I've been waiting. Don't make me wait long." With that, he disappeared.
"… You bastard!" Naruto yelled and collapsed onto his knees.