Harry was walking into london with Ron. Harry was zapping people with his wand, turning them into frogs. Hermione came over, grabbed Harry's wand, and broke it. Harry got angry and used his witch magic and called an army of magical snakes to eat Hermione. Ron laughed as Hermione was devoured alive. Harry then turned Ron into a magical creepy snake-man and went to go to war with the creepy bald snake guy with no nose. It was not an ordinary witch war, it was a breakdance war. Ron tuned on Never Gonna Give you Up (By Rick Astley) on and Harry started with the classic Robot dance. Bald Snake Man With No Nose just yawned as he broke out with the Hustle. Harry felt intimidated with this one dance so he broke out with something even more startling! He broke out his witch hat and broom, got on top of the broom, put on his hat, and broke out with Gangnam Style! Bald Snake Man With No Nose got so mad, he turned into a magical giant snake worm thing, and started zapping Snake Ron and Harry with magic lightning bolts and magic dynamite! Harry screamed like a girl as Ron lassoed the snake worm thing with a magical sparkle rainbow lasso and rode it like a bull. Harry then turned the snake worm thing into a bunny and Ron back into a human with his witch powers. Everything was happy. There were magical unicorns frolicing in the feilds and pegasi were flying in the sky, being gobbled up by dragons and more snakes. Harry used his witch powers to make him and ron into magical snakes, so they could live a happy, Magical snake life. The end I'm done now carry on!