1 THE REAL SSB AUTHOR
By: Reanda, Imperial Kai
Author's Notes: Please don't be offended if some of the content is a little rancid and don't get mad if your name is mentioned in here. I did the best I could with this rhythm scheme. A parody of the Real Slim Shady…ENJOY! ^_^
REVIEWS HIGHLY EXPECTED!
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the Authors of Melee please speak up?
I repeat, will the Authors of Melee please speak up?
We're going to have a probably here…
You all act like you never seen a fanfic before.
Jaws all on the floor like the Master Hand just burst through the door
And started beating Pichu's ass worse then before Sheik was found to be a girl
And tossed everyone over furniture. (AH!)
IT'S THE RETURN OF THE…oh wait, no, wait, your kidding.
Reanda didn't write this song, did she?
And Evil Dr. Nick said…NOTHING YOU IDIOTS!
"Take the Place" is dead!
It's locked in his basement! (HA HA!)
Pokemon fan boys love Advocate of Sinistrals
Chica…chica…chica…Willow, I'm sick of her look at her!
Walkin' around, writing the Mansion of Doom! Killing off you-know-who!
Yeah but she let Roy live thrice through!
Yeah we all got a few screws up in our heads loose
But it's no worse then what's going on in Zelda's bedroom.
Sometimes we just want to screw the disclaimers and just let loose
But can't but it's ok for D.K to get hanged from a noose.
Our fics are on the Net! Our fics are on the Net!
And if we're lucky, we just might win the Review Bet.
And we deliver our messages to little kids
And parents expect them not to know what a Shonen-ai is.
Of course they're going to know what it is by the time they hit the 4th page.
They'll read 'Double Edge' won't they?
We ani't nothing but writers
Well, some of us are liars who cut up and slip down cantaloupes
But if we kill the character's off like animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason we can't see Marth and Roy elope (EW!)
But if you feel like we got the boredom antidote,
Raise your pens way up high!
Sing this chorus!
Here it goes!!!
We're the Authors of Melee!
Super Smash Brothers Melee!
All you other Authors are just imitating!
So won't the Real writers please speak up? Please speak up?
We're the Authors of Melee!
Super Smash Brothers Melee!
All you other Authors are just imitating!
So won't the Real writers please speak up? Please speak up?
BlueMage15 dosen't have to curse to in her stories
But I do! So do what floats your boat cause I do too!
You think we give a damn about spell check?
Half of you flamers out there can't stomach us, let alone stand me!
"But Reanda, what do you care? Aren't you indifferent to anybody?"
"Hardly! I hate those spineless flamers to chicken to log on
And pretend to be cool like that somebody dude!
Master Gamer better switch our chairs
So I can sit next the Authors, Link and Comet
And hear them argue over which muse is theirs'
STUPID WEBSITE!
CAN'T EVEN UPLOAD MY DAMN FANFICS RIGHT!
"Yeah Link's cute but he should marry Zelda." (He he!)
We sit down and brainstorm, high on sugar and MP3's
And then write about how we want to blow up Jigglypuff quickly (AH!)
I'm sick of all you anonymous little flamers!
You annoy me! So Ver-Omega had been sent here to destroy you!
And there's still hundred's out there just like me, who cuss like me,
Who write constantly, who speak Japanese like me. Walk, talk and act like me.
One of us could be the next Stephen King but it's not me.
We're the Authors of Melee!
Super Smash Brothers Melee!
All you other Authors are just imitating!
So won't the Real writers please speak up? Please speak up?
We're the Authors of Melee!
Super Smash Brothers Melee!
All you other Authors are just imitating!
So won't the Real writers please speak up? Please speak up?
Fire Emblem 2 is a head-trip to listen to!
And we're only writing things you guys joke with your friends inside you living room.
The only difference is we got the guts to say it in front of you all
And we don't need to be edited or censored at all.
We just get on our computer and type it and wither you want to admit it,
I just wing it! And there's about 90% of incomplete fanfics out there
And we wonder how our fans can eat up these chapters, even faster
It's funny cause at the rate we're all going when we reach 30,
Mario will be still flirting. Pinching Peach's ass while
Link's still jacking off and jerking and jerking
But Ganondorf's bag of Viagra isn't working.
And in every single person there's an author who's lurking.
He's probably at Burger King right now, spitting on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot screaming, "X-BOX SUCKS!"
With his windows down and his system up!
So will the Real Melee Authors please speak up?
And do put one pen in your hands up?
And let's be proud to be out of our minds and out of control!
And one more time! Loud as you can! How does it go?
We're the Authors of Melee!
Super Smash Brothers Melee!
All you other Authors are just imitating!
So won't the Real writers please speak up? Please speak up?
We're the Authors of Melee!
Super Smash Brothers Melee!
All you other Authors are just imitating!
So won't the Real writers please speak up? Please speak up?
We're the Authors of Melee!
Super Smash Brothers Melee!
All you other Authors are just imitating!
So won't the Real writers please speak up? Please speak up?
We're the Authors of Melee!
Super Smash Brothers Melee!
All you other Authors are just imitating!
So won't the Real writers please speak up? Please speak up?
I guess there's an author in all of us.
Screw it! Let's all speak up!
Well, what do you think? To tell me click the button at the bottom and then you can tell me all about it as much as you desire. JA!
By: Reanda, Imperial Kai
Author's Notes: Please don't be offended if some of the content is a little rancid and don't get mad if your name is mentioned in here. I did the best I could with this rhythm scheme. A parody of the Real Slim Shady…ENJOY! ^_^
REVIEWS HIGHLY EXPECTED!
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the Authors of Melee please speak up?
I repeat, will the Authors of Melee please speak up?
We're going to have a probably here…
You all act like you never seen a fanfic before.
Jaws all on the floor like the Master Hand just burst through the door
And started beating Pichu's ass worse then before Sheik was found to be a girl
And tossed everyone over furniture. (AH!)
IT'S THE RETURN OF THE…oh wait, no, wait, your kidding.
Reanda didn't write this song, did she?
And Evil Dr. Nick said…NOTHING YOU IDIOTS!
"Take the Place" is dead!
It's locked in his basement! (HA HA!)
Pokemon fan boys love Advocate of Sinistrals
Chica…chica…chica…Willow, I'm sick of her look at her!
Walkin' around, writing the Mansion of Doom! Killing off you-know-who!
Yeah but she let Roy live thrice through!
Yeah we all got a few screws up in our heads loose
But it's no worse then what's going on in Zelda's bedroom.
Sometimes we just want to screw the disclaimers and just let loose
But can't but it's ok for D.K to get hanged from a noose.
Our fics are on the Net! Our fics are on the Net!
And if we're lucky, we just might win the Review Bet.
And we deliver our messages to little kids
And parents expect them not to know what a Shonen-ai is.
Of course they're going to know what it is by the time they hit the 4th page.
They'll read 'Double Edge' won't they?
We ani't nothing but writers
Well, some of us are liars who cut up and slip down cantaloupes
But if we kill the character's off like animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason we can't see Marth and Roy elope (EW!)
But if you feel like we got the boredom antidote,
Raise your pens way up high!
Sing this chorus!
Here it goes!!!
We're the Authors of Melee!
Super Smash Brothers Melee!
All you other Authors are just imitating!
So won't the Real writers please speak up? Please speak up?
We're the Authors of Melee!
Super Smash Brothers Melee!
All you other Authors are just imitating!
So won't the Real writers please speak up? Please speak up?
BlueMage15 dosen't have to curse to in her stories
But I do! So do what floats your boat cause I do too!
You think we give a damn about spell check?
Half of you flamers out there can't stomach us, let alone stand me!
"But Reanda, what do you care? Aren't you indifferent to anybody?"
"Hardly! I hate those spineless flamers to chicken to log on
And pretend to be cool like that somebody dude!
Master Gamer better switch our chairs
So I can sit next the Authors, Link and Comet
And hear them argue over which muse is theirs'
STUPID WEBSITE!
CAN'T EVEN UPLOAD MY DAMN FANFICS RIGHT!
"Yeah Link's cute but he should marry Zelda." (He he!)
We sit down and brainstorm, high on sugar and MP3's
And then write about how we want to blow up Jigglypuff quickly (AH!)
I'm sick of all you anonymous little flamers!
You annoy me! So Ver-Omega had been sent here to destroy you!
And there's still hundred's out there just like me, who cuss like me,
Who write constantly, who speak Japanese like me. Walk, talk and act like me.
One of us could be the next Stephen King but it's not me.
We're the Authors of Melee!
Super Smash Brothers Melee!
All you other Authors are just imitating!
So won't the Real writers please speak up? Please speak up?
We're the Authors of Melee!
Super Smash Brothers Melee!
All you other Authors are just imitating!
So won't the Real writers please speak up? Please speak up?
Fire Emblem 2 is a head-trip to listen to!
And we're only writing things you guys joke with your friends inside you living room.
The only difference is we got the guts to say it in front of you all
And we don't need to be edited or censored at all.
We just get on our computer and type it and wither you want to admit it,
I just wing it! And there's about 90% of incomplete fanfics out there
And we wonder how our fans can eat up these chapters, even faster
It's funny cause at the rate we're all going when we reach 30,
Mario will be still flirting. Pinching Peach's ass while
Link's still jacking off and jerking and jerking
But Ganondorf's bag of Viagra isn't working.
And in every single person there's an author who's lurking.
He's probably at Burger King right now, spitting on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot screaming, "X-BOX SUCKS!"
With his windows down and his system up!
So will the Real Melee Authors please speak up?
And do put one pen in your hands up?
And let's be proud to be out of our minds and out of control!
And one more time! Loud as you can! How does it go?
We're the Authors of Melee!
Super Smash Brothers Melee!
All you other Authors are just imitating!
So won't the Real writers please speak up? Please speak up?
We're the Authors of Melee!
Super Smash Brothers Melee!
All you other Authors are just imitating!
So won't the Real writers please speak up? Please speak up?
We're the Authors of Melee!
Super Smash Brothers Melee!
All you other Authors are just imitating!
So won't the Real writers please speak up? Please speak up?
We're the Authors of Melee!
Super Smash Brothers Melee!
All you other Authors are just imitating!
So won't the Real writers please speak up? Please speak up?
I guess there's an author in all of us.
Screw it! Let's all speak up!
Well, what do you think? To tell me click the button at the bottom and then you can tell me all about it as much as you desire. JA!