This may suck but I had to get it out of my mind. As you all know, Grimmjow's a panther... err, a cat as you can say so I thought it would be pretty funny to write this.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach.

"Meow~" A baby black kitten meowed as Grimmjow glared at the thing.

"That son of a bitch." He muttered.

He can't believe this! How dare that strawberry replace him with this animal? Grimmjow was even more pissed when he saw the small animal sitting on Grimmjow's spot: Ichigo's bed. You think you're better than me? He thought with malice.

Before he could grab the kitten and toss it out the window, Ichigo entered the room.

"Oh hey Grimmjow."

The arrancar snapped his attention at Ichigo, fury written in his eyes. "Don't 'oh hey Grimmjow' me. What the fuck is this asshole doing here?"

Ichigo was confused until he saw Grimmjow point at the baby kitten.

"That's Kuro-chan."

"Chan?"

"Uh yeah? Why are you so pissed?"

"You replaced me with Kuro-chan?"

Okay, this was like a repeat. First, Luppi replaced him as the Sexta Espada after getting his arm chopped off by Tousen but after getting his arm back with Orihime's powers, he got his spot back. Now he has to fight against this kitten for Ichigo's love.

"What's the big deal? It's not like –"

"LIKE HELL IT'S A BIG DEAL!" Ichigo jumped at the sudden shout as the Sexta continued. "It's not my fault that I can't drop by to visit you like every fucking day."

"Grimmjow, I know about that –"

"So, out of loneliness, you decided to get yourself a companion." Grimmjow gestured his arm at Kuro-chan who meowed while getting up to its legs and began to walk.

"Grimmjow, it's not –"

"So what Berry? Am I not good enough?"

"You're plenty but –"

"If I'm good enough for you, then get this fucking thing out of here."

"I can't."

"And why not?"

"Kuro-chan's not mine."

"OF COURSE IT'S – Wait what?" The Sexta was confused now.

"Kuro-chan's not mine, Yuzu owns him. I'm just taking care of him because she's on a camping trip with her class."

Oh. Grimmjow felt dumb now but he didn't want to admit it. Then he felt something rubbing against his thigh and looked down to see Kuro-chan. Kuro-chan looked up with his cute, adorable eyes and meowed.

"Meow~"

"He likes you." Ichigo said and chuckled as Kuro-chan pawed at Grimmjow's hakama, wanting attention.

The arrancar was not going to give in to Kuro-chan's cuteness. He's not supposed to. He can just squish this thing with his great reiatsu but Ichigo was going to kick his ass if he did.

The Sexta narrowed his eyes at the kitten and said, "Fine. You can stay but there's no way in hell you're taking my place and my spot. To the floor you go."

"I don't think so. If you're staying the night here, you're sleeping on the floor." Grimmjow snapped his head back to Ichigo.

"Excuse me?"

"You're gonna sleep on the floor. I promised Yuzu that I'll take great care of Kuro-chan and I've been letting him sleep on my bed. He's comfortable that way."

"Well, it's time for a change."

"Meow~" Kuro-chan meowed again.

"You don't have anything to say to this." The Sexta said to the kitten.

They're actually communicating with each other? Ichigo watched as Grimmjow crossed his arms, continuing to stare down at the kitten. Well they are cats. Heh. I can't believe Grimmjow's jealous over a baby kitten.

Then he felt arms wrap around him. Grimmjow held the strawberry to him and whispered, "You love me, right?"

Ichigo smiled. "Yes I do."

"Then the thing is sleeping on the floor."

"Grimmjow!"