disclaimer:don't own it

Please R&R, if you do, I will thank you in my next chapter and R&R your story. Oh, and for the first line; Cartmans hair is quite long and goes down a little bit past his chin and over one eye like in my other story. Thats just how I picture his hair.

Cartman combed his hair over one eye and looked into the mirror, he took a deep breath. There's no way in hell Kenny would agree to help him with this, but he had to try.

A little while later he was standing on Kenny's porch, what am I doing here? he asked himself,
but he knocked anyway. The door opened "Cartman?" exclaimed Kenny "what are you doing here?".

"What, so I can't come and see my best friend at his house?" Cartman said, raising an eyebrow,
"you know thats not what I mean" Kenny continued "I seem to recall you saying 'I don't want to go over the tracks to the ghetto where Kenny lives ever again' unless I'm mistaken".

Cartman sighed "well, acctually I need your help" Kenny raised an eyebrow, intregued "oh?" he said, folding his arms and leaning on the doorframe. Cartman continued "you see, there's this...uh...girl, and I kinda wanna ask...um...her out" he linked his fingers behind his back and shuffled his feet in the snow "well, I was wondering whether you could help me..." he stopped, it was too embarassing to say out loud so he whispered it in his friends ear.

Kenny froze "you want me to do WHAT!?" he said, "please Ken, I really need your help" Cartman begged, Kenny sighed, one look in those pleading green eyes could make the hardest of hearts melt, although the hardest of hearts was inside the boy standing in front of him.

He looked the boy up and down, he was a lot thinner than childhood, he had lost a lot of weight but he still had a little bit of adorable chubbiness around his face.

"Alright Cartman, you win, but you better not tell anyone I'm helping you with this or I'm out"
he said, Cartman grinned "thank you sooo much! and do you really think I would tell anyone about this?!" he said. Kenny rolled his eyes "I guess not, anyway, lucky for you my parents aren't in"
he said and stood aside to let Cartman in.

After closing the door, Cartman stood sheepishly in Kenny's living room "uh...can we do it in your room...you know, just in case someone comes in?" he said, "yeah, ok..." Kenny replied,
taking Cartman's hand and leading him up the stairs.

They went into Kenny's room and locked the door behind them, then sat down on his bed "so...what exactly do you want me to do?" Kenny asked him, "uh...well, I need you to help me get better at kissing" Cartman said. "Ok, but what makes you think I'm any good at it?" Kenny continued,
Cartman shrugged "I dunno, you're my only real friend I guess".

Kenny was touched, he never knew that he was Cartman's only real friend, he smiled "come here" he said and pulled his face towards him, pressing his lips onto Cartmans.

Wow, this...isn't so bad acctually, I could get used to this, Kenny thought, he opened his mouth a little bit and brought Cartman closer.

This is amazing, thought Cartman, if anything tasted as good as this I would have given up eating a long time ago.

After about 2 minuites they broke apart, Cartman slowly opened his eyes "...wow" he whispered,
"that was..." he started "...great?" Kenny finished for him. Cartman nodded and smiled "but...but this doesn't change anything between us, does it? we're still just best friends, nothing else"
Kenny asked.

"Um...yeah, of course...just friends" Cartman said, Kenny smiled "good, do you wanna take a break or continue?" he asked, Cartman shrugged and Kenny leaned back in towards him.

Kenny may be a blonde, but anyone could detect the sadness in cartmans last sentence...

Like it? Hate it? please tell me, leave any kind of review and I'll review yours. Sorry for the shortness of this chapter, but its just the Prologue. I'll try to write the next one quickly.

-B

p.s. I'm also writing another story called Coffee-Flavoured Kisses, its CraigxTweek, look on my profile for more info on it, and I'm taking a short break from Blinded By Love-Gay Love That Is to write these two.

p.p.s. Thank you Zakuyoe for reminding me on capitals.