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"MERLIN'S BALLS"
Hermione Granger and her boyfreind Sirius Black ran to the kitchen of the Burrow to find that Ron had fainted and a postcard from Ireland next to his lifeless hand. Hermione picked up the postcard while
Sirius carried Ron to a nearby sofa. "Oh Dear" On the postcard had a wedding photo of Ginny and Lucius Malfoy. Hermione felt uneasy as a wicked grin passed Sirius's features
Two days later
"BLOODY HELL"
Ron ran to the kitchen to find his partner Harry past out on the floor with a postcard from Italy next to his hand. There was a wedding picture of Hermione and Sirius on the back.