Here I was standing on a line. There are many kinds of lines in life. Like the line to the punch bowl that I happened to drink a little too much of. Oh and my personal favorite the Conga Line that happened to trample me to death because I was passed out on the floor drunk…at least I died happy…but anyway.

This wasn't a punch bowl line or a Conga line this was The Line and in front of me was two giant pieces of paper strung up on the wall. And in front of them in the corner there was a…I'm not quite sure what he was…he looked like one of those Goblins' at the bank in Harry Potter feather pen and all. Anyway he was writing and as he was writing I noticed a pattern. On one side it said Saved bird from Miss. Gibbons cat. And on the other it said Stole a rice crispy treat from principles office. I kinda stood there for a moment. All this stuff sounded familiar till I realized that this was all about me. My eyes widened in horror that the little goblin midget thing knew so much about me.

"Ah there you are Miss….Charlie Leon." The goblin midget thing said to me from his small spot. I walked over to him slightly confused as he kept writing as I gotten closer he started grumbling to himself. "Oh my oh my oh my, what to do what to do." He stopped for a brief moment before continuing. "In all my 2 million years I have never seen something this..strange."

"Um, are you talking about my life or your weird pointy ears?" I asked him actually wondering the answer. He scoffed slightly before brushing off my comment.

"It seems you're in the middle." He stated sitting down in his turny chair. It was just then I realized where I was. I was dead..and I guess this was my judgment day? "Your correct there young lady, and I'm not quite sure what to do with you. Hmm" He trailed off and started pacing the room.

"Well God damn this su-" I felt a big woosh as I started to fall and just as I started to fall I heard a faint "Never mind" and saw the little goblin write on his book again Used Gods name in vain

I landed with a plop, in a pile of..I'm not quite sure about that either but I rather not know. "Damn this place is hot as hell, has anyone heard of AC down here?" I complained clearly in a bad mood.

"Well my kitty you are in hell" I turned around to see a man in a little red Speedo with horns on his head and a pitchfork by his side as he sat being feed by more little goblins, but these were red. *I swear I saw him in one of my dad's porn's once…* After a few moments of me standing there not quite sure what to do because he just continued eating. He popped a cherry in his mouth that happened to be same color as his Speedo. In just seconds his face started turning a weird blue color. Showing the classic signs of choking and no one was helping him. So what else was I supposed to do? I ran over and gave him the Heimlich remover. After a few try's the cherry flew out and landed in the eye of one of the skulls on the ground. *I should get a cookie for that one* As soon as I let go though I shot back through the tube I came down and landed in front of the goblin. As he writes down, Saves Satin?

"You get weirder by the minute doll" he said not looking up at me.

Seconds past, then minutes, and then an hour. Of complete and total silence. When finialy something interesting happened. Someone came trough and landed where I originally popped up. Then finally the goblin spoke.

"Mason Mason Mason, putting gum in that Mandy's hair in the 5th grade was not a good idea"

"Yeah I know, but it was funny and totally worth it" Mason stupidly responded with a snicker of delight. Then the most amazing thing happened. The Goblin pushed a red button! What a lucky bastered, he got a red button! And then it got better Mason went flying down the tube I was just in.

I couldn't help it, I burst out laughing. As I did I saw him write down something in his book. Laughing at another person's misery. I heard a small click and felt the ground move beneath me. *Oh shit.* I fell again back down to hell. But this time I knew what I landed in..or on. Mason still hasn't moved. He let out a "Oof" before speaking. "Where are we?" I couldn't resist it so I put on a tourist guide smile and pat him on the back. "Welcome to hell Mason!"

"Hey that's my line." I heard the Porno man scream in furry.

"Oops sorry" I said actually meaning it for once in my life. I felt a familiar woosh and there I was sitting on the floor in front of the goblin. *I wonder if he has a name* Who was writing in his book. Said sorry to Satin?

"This is getting old doll face." Then for some reason he looked at a strand of hair in front of his face and ran up to me getting very close. "See this! See this! I can't even go grey and I have a grey hair because of you! Aggh!" He sits back down in his chair spinning around really fast I'm guessing to work out the frustration. As he was spinning a little girl popped in holding a cookie. I stood up and went over to his book as he spinned.

"Sally May huh? Can I have your cookie?" I say looking over at her. She didn't respond. "Well that's rude." I pushed the red button and wrote down messily in his book Doesn't share! Just then he stopped spinning and looked over at me wide eyed.

"DID YOU JUST SEND AN 8 YEAR OLD TO HELL?!"

"She doesn't share" I said confused by his anger. He started writing what he just said in his book and got ready to push the button.

"Wait!" I screamed and he stopped. "Can I?" He rolled his eyes moving back so I could. I pushed the button and a hole opened a few feet away from me.

"I really hope I don't see you again."

"Bye Gobby" I said with a snicker and jumped in screaming "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Cannon ball" Hoping I would land on Mason or the small child. I realized the second option wasn't happing though when she passed me in the tube heading back up.