α¢к ѕραяяσω x0 says:
Tell Me. *takes out sword and starts sharpening it against a rock* Why Is The Rum Gone?
Miss Elizabeth Swann says:
Because you bloody drank it all
נα¢к ѕραяяσω x0 says:
*looks at you scarily* Do Not Joke. WHY. IS. THE. RUM. GONE?
Miss Elizabeth Swann says:
...
נα¢к ѕραяяσω x0 says:
...*thinks hard*
*clutches Jar of Dirt to chest*
OMFG I DID!
Miss Elizabeth Swann says:
See
I tolded you so
נα¢к ѕραяяσω x0 says:
Um. Um. WALK THE PLANK! I, SPARROW JACK, DEMAND THEE, PIRATE, TO WALK THE PLANK!
Miss Elizabeth Swann says:
I am no pirate CAPTIN Jack I am Miss Elizabeth Swan
נα¢к ѕραяяσω x0 says:
Pah! Pollycoddle. You, Miss SWANN [That's How It's Spelt] Are My Loyal Pirate Servant.
Miss Elizabeth Swann says:
No, JAck No I am not. I am a very respectable lady
נα¢к ѕραяяσω x0 says:
*thinks*
Yeah, Well......I Got A Jar Of Dirt. BEAT THAT!
Miss Elizabeth Swann says:
No thank you Jack
נα¢к ѕραяяσω x0 says:
Um.
Miss Elizabeth Swann says:
Now!
Gimme tha jar of dirt or I will shoot you!
נα¢к ѕραяяσω x0 says:
Hahaa! You're Funny.
*hides Jar of Dirt*
Miss Elizabeth Swann says:
Give it to me Jack
*raises Gun*
נα¢к ѕραяяσω x0 says:
*raises gun back at you*
Nehehee....
Miss Elizabeth Swann says:
Yes But Jack you have just been swimming do you really think your gun will work?
נα¢к ѕραяяσω x0 says:
*shoots, and water comes out*
Um. Um. *grabs your gun and throws it in the water*
Miss Elizabeth Swann says:
*Pulls out another gun* There's plenty more hidden JAck so I suggest you hand over the Jar of Dirt
נα¢к ѕραяяσω x0 says:
My Name Is Jack Sparrow, You Do Not Scare Me*hides behind the ships mast*
Miss Elizabeth Swann says:
*Ahem* Will Darling! Fetch Jack for me! Pronto! *Will grabs you*
נα¢к ѕραяяσω x0 says:
*whips out sword and stabs Will* HAHAHAHA! I HAVE - A JAR - OF - DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRTTTT!
Miss Elizabeth Swann says:
OH NO YOU DIDNT!
*Shoot and hits you in the chest and runs and steals dirt and jumps over board*
נα¢к ѕραяяσω x0 says:
*rubs chest* Good Thing I Got My Chest Plate. And It's A Good Thing That THAT's Not The Jar Of Dirt. *holds up real Jar of Dirt* THIS IS. She Took The Jar Of Sand ;D
Miss Elizabeth Swann says:
NOOOOO
*Shoots self*
Goodbye..............cruel.............world *Dies*