Lol, i got mad at sasuke and imagined what i'd do to him.....and wasted my algebra class on this... Who ever math wasn't productive
-i do not own naruto....i'd be in japan not writing this-
1. Ask him why he turns into a girl
2. Point out the Uchiha symbol looks like a ping-pong paddle
3. Point out that Orochimaru wants his body.
4. When he's sleeping steal all of his clothes and towels.
5. Put unicorn stickers on his headband
6. Sell his underwear on E-bay
7. Sell him on E-bay
8. Buy him pink sandals
9. Run behind him all day with a boom box playing the Barbie girl theme song
10. Tell him Itachi's behind him
11. Give his fangirls his phone number
12. Give his fangirls his address
13. Arrange dates for all his fangirls
14. Take his fangirls to his house then take them to his bathroom and wait till he finishes
taking his shower
15. Ask him where you can buy sharingan contacts
16. Ask him if u can borrow his sharingan contacts
17. When he doesn't show up for one of his fangirls dates scream "HEARTBREAKER"
18. Ask him where you can buy his hair gel
19. Ask him what the name of his duck is
20. Poke his hair and when he asks you why tell him you're trying to wake up the duck
21. Trip him then poke him with a stick
22. Cut his hair when he's sleeping
23. Put random tape recorder around his house while the tapes have Naruto saying "believe it"
24. Spray him with water while saying "BAD SASUKE"
25. Call him Sasu-Gay
26. Buy him a baseball cap and cut out individual holes for his spikes
27. Put a tattoo on his butt that says "orochimaru was here"
28. Put on an ankle bracelet on him
30. Handcuff him to Lee
31. Handcuff him to Sakura
32. Handcuff him to Ino
33. Handcuff him to Sakura AND Ino
34. Put him on the Jerry Springer show
35. Pinch his cheeks and ask him if he's a happy boy
36. Stab him with a fork
37. Put a webcam in his room and broadcast it live on the internet
38. Take his DNA samples and clone him
39. Ask him when is Orochimaru's baby due
40. Ridicule him bout his failure to save his family
41. Help Itachi kill him!
42. Tell naruto he said "he loves him"
43. Knock him out and sell him to Sakura
44. Slip something in his drink then leave him in a bikini in Lee's bed
45. When he's sleeping cut of his spikes straighten his hair and draw lines with eyeliner on his face… next morning remark how much he looks like his favorite brother
46. Replace his clothes with Akatsuki robes… tell him he looks better that way
47. Buy him a pet weasel
48. Create an all Sasuke deck grab along a fangirl and swap cards when he's in the room
49. Have huge LOUD arguments with Sakura and Ino about that Itachi is cuter than him
50. Tell him Sakura is pregnant and he's the daddy
51. Tell him NARUTO's pregnant… THEN ask who the daddy is
52. Buy Itachi plushies
53. Superglue them all over his house
54. Dump a ramen on his head then point randomly and say that Naruto did it (extra
points if Naruto's not there)
55. Whenever he looks at you start crying
56. When he stops looking at you start sobbing
57. Call his curse mark "the super duper lovedovey special hooker hickey… of DOOM"
58. When you see Orochimaru walking by hug Sasuke and scream "back off snake creep
he's MINE"
59. When he's not talking scream at random moments "OMIGGOSH YOURE SO LOUD
GEEZ"
60. When he's not looking hit him with a base ball bat then scream "AHHHHHH ommigosh sasuke you're not breathing Ahhhhhh someone help him who knows how to do CPR??? Quick someone do CPR!!!" (Extra points if it's on a fangirls convention)(EXTRA EXTRA points if you happen to have a camera around)
61. Whenever he's talking put his hand to his mouth then scream "AHHH PERVERT YOURE KISSING MY HAND"
62. Randomly punch him on the arm when he asks you why say "oh, I was just testing your reflexes"
63. When he's sleeping go up, make sure your face is about an inch away from his then scream "HI SASUKE!"
64. Throw a rock at the back of his head
65. When he turns around say you didn't do it
66. When he turns back throw another rock
67. When he insists you did it start crying
68. Whenever he says something to you say: "WOW sasuke I didn't knew you felt that
way about sakura" (extra points if sakuras in earshot)
69. When he says something to you squeal "YAY id love to be you're girlfriend" (extra points if you're a guy")
70. If you see him hiding from the fangirls tell him you'll help hide him. Lead him directly into them
71. Tell him he's Kakashi's mini me
72. Ask him out constantly
73. Cry when he says no
74. When he finally says yes run a way screaming "AHHHH RAPIST"
75. Call him at two in the morning and ask him if he's asleep yet…
76. Do that every hour after that
77. Get Lee REEEEEAAAALLLLLYYYY drunk
78. Lock both of them in a closet
79. Pass out this list
80. Make everybody do everything on it