How he longed for a pet. He would ask his fellow companions if he could get one - a dog, a cat, a cow; it did not matter what kind, as long as it could be with him 24/7.
So, one day, when he realised that he should be asking Master Hand, he walked into his office and asked.
"Can I get a pet?"
"Yes, you may, Young Link." Was the oversized hand's reply.
Filled with joy, Y. Link ran back downstairs to the lobby and out the front door. He sprinted around town, hoping to find what his heart disires - a salomee and bacon pizza! He zoomed in the pizza place and ate it in 0.5 seconds. He came out, satisfied, and walked some more.
He walked past the video arcade, realising that he could buy some time and play video games in an arcade. So he walked in, played DDR for an hour, and walked out. In his hands was an oversized play crayon, a yo-yo, and a plastic Master Sword, like the one his older-self has, except this one's plastic.
Carrying all this stuff in his bare hands was exhausting, so he walked into a store, and asked for a bag. He put the items in there, and bought a Mug Root Beer and a bag of Doritos chips. He walked out of the store and ate and drank at the park bench. When he was done, he but the bag in the garbage and continued on with his walk.
He past by the movie theatre, which was playing 'The Simpsons Movie'. He did enjoy the show, so he bought a ticket and watched the movie. About an hour and 27 minutes later, Y. Link walked out the theatre and to the pet shop.
He walked into the shop and looked around. Goldfish, parrots, hamsters, turtles, rabbits - everything besides dogs, cats, and cows. He walkd over to the lady behind the counter and asked.
"Do you have any dogs, cats, or cows here?"
"Well, young man," The woman said, "we certainly DON'T have cows here, however, we do have dogs and cats."
"I'll take the dog."
"Very well, please hold." The woman took out a CD player and played elevator music. Why? 'Cause he was on hold!
By the time she came back with the dog, Y. Link was dancing to the music. He did the bunny hop, the robot, even the worm.
"Excuse me, young man?" She asked. No answer, "Young man?" No answer, "Excuse me, young man!" Still no answer. The lady pressed stop on the CD player and Y. Link stopped dancing, "Here is your dog, young man." She handed him the dog.
"FINALLY!" Y. Link yelled, "After all this time I finally get a dog!"
"That will be $86.86." The woman said. Y. Link put all of his remaining money on the table.
"Is this enough?" He asked.
The woman counted all the money and made the decision.
"I'm sorry, you're one cent off." She grabbed the dog from him and brought him into the back room
---FIN---