Sex it up! Chapter One

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Kim: So…this story DOES have a plot…just not yet, I like sex to much…and I know, there isn't any sex yet, but there will be…lots of it…yay!

Schelby: Please excuse my friends enthusiasm… she's a little twirls finger near head Anyways just thought you should know that the awesome fact that Kyuubi's dialogue is red was my idea.(only works on Alright, let's start the story now! Bye guys!

Schelby: Me & Kim do not in any way shape or form own Naruto

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'Naruto?….Narutooooooooo?…You can't ignore me forever you know!' Kyuubi, the nine tailed fox spirit residing within Naruto, whispered gently across his keepers mind. 'You have to answer my call one day, boy. Save yourself the trouble of trying to ignore me.'

Naruto, who was eating ramen with his Sensei, sighed and shook his head, trying to ignore the beast. Kyuubi had been trying to talk to him sense that day when his seal had been broken and Naruto had foolishly asked for assistance in retrieving revenge for Sasuke's almost death. Now the fox whispered things to Naruto, things like eating bloody raw meat, and having sex with anyenergy the fox liked, boy or girl.

"…Naruto?"

Naruto shook his head once more and looked at Kakashi. "I'm sorry, Sensei. I've got a lot on my mind."

"Like what?" Kakashi inquired. He then smirked behind his mask, "A pretty girl perhaps? Or boy?"

"What!?"

"Hey, I don't judge." Kakashi said matter-of-factly. "I like male company on occasion too."

Naruto blushed and looked at his ramen. "I don't like male company, as you put it. I was just thinking…is the Nine-Tailed Fox evil?" His hand instantly went to his stomach, holding the mark through his clothing.

'Who told you that load? I'm not evil…insane maybe, but not evil,' Kyuubi turned up his nose in Naruto's mind, but the teen ignored him.

"Well," Kakashi put a finger to his chin. "I've been thinking about that myself. The Nine-Tailed Fox was threatening our village, yes, but he was also protecting a cave that our village had found the week before."

'It was my job, given by the Gods, to protect the spells hidden in the cave,' Kyuubi's voice turned into a snarl inside Naruto's head.

The young ninja grasped his skull in pain and fell to the ground. Naruto didn't notice as Kakashi dropped to his side asking what was wrong. And he didn't notice when the other man yelled for a medic. All he could pay attention to was the angry voice roaring though his mind, tearing it apart.

'They sealed me inside your body, then allowed the sand demon to escape in a scroll! Your ancestors habitually fucked them selves in the ass, and now the sand runs free, and sealed within a psychopathic sociopath!' Kyuubi calmed from his rage, however, when an energy, not one he usually felt, came near Naruto, and even touched him.

"Naruto-kun!" The voice called.

Naruto cracked opened his eyes and stared at the one who held the energy that calmed his beast."Hinata-chan!"

Hinata blushed and removed her hands from Naruto's, which were still on his skull. "You were growling, Naruto-kun. And you alright?"

The teen blinked. "Yes, I'm fine, Hinata-chan! Just a killer headache!"

'I want her.' The fox purred and caressed Naruto's mind. 'We should bed her.'

'YOU WANT TO FUCK HINATA!?' Naruto mentally screamed, jumping away from the young teen. 'NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! No! I refused!'

'Oh, hello! So you can hear me!' Kyuubi caressed. 'Then just reach out and grab a fist full of her hair and crash your lips together. Take her mouth fast and hard. Hot, passionate, so we'll pant, and she'll beg us to have her,'

Naruto panted slightly and reached for the confused girl, before shaking his head and standing abruptly. "I'm sorry Hinata-chan! I have to go, now!" He practically yelled, running from the ramen shop and down the busy street.

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'You want her,'

"No I don't." Naruto denied.

'Fine then. I want her.' Kyuubi purred. 'Fuck her for me.'

The teen blushed. "No! I'm not fucking her, so get the idea out of your perverted little fox mind!"

'I know you think she's hot. You think she's seeeeeeeexy! You want to kiiiiiiiiss her, you wanna fuuuuck her!' Kyuubi replied in a sing song voice.

"Shut up! Hinata is not like that. She's sweet, and quiet, and doesn't judge people," Naruto's eyes softened as he thought about the young ninja.

'Yeah, you totally wanna fuck her.' The fox then laughed.'If you wont do it for me, then do it for you. You know you want her.'

Naruto growled and laid down in his bed. "I'm to tired to argue. Just shut up and let me sleep."

The fox in his head smirked. 'Alright Naruto-kun, you sleep now…I'll be very quiet.'

The teen sighed and closed his eyes, and found that, for some reason, sleep came very easy to him, easier then it usually did.

Suddenly, Naruto's eyes shot open, however, they weren't fully blue in color, and his whiskers were rigid. Also, if one looked closely, his hair was tipped in red. "Well… looks like I can still work my magic on the inside…now…where does Hinata live I wonder?" Kyuubi stood from the bed and glanced out the window. The sun was barely setting over the horizon, casting an orange glow.

The fox figured he should start looking for Hinata in the city, considering that it was hardly dark outside. With a smirk, he looked down at himself, then frowned. He was NOT dressed to go anywhere. And if he remembered correctly, all Naruto's clothes were terrible.

"Hm…maybe I can…I wonder…" He took off his clothes and laid them on the bed, then started his hand signs. "Transforming jutsu, akito da!" The clothes shimmered and changed in black slack pants and a crimson red button down tee-shirt. "Now that is what I'm talkin' 'bout!"

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"Thank you for the tea, Lee-kun." Hinata smiled and waved at Lee before leaving his house and walking down that street.

"What's up, Hinata-chan?" Kyuubi's voice was calm and cool. Strangely, it sounded as if he had been a bad boy while he had his own body.

"Naruto-kun?" The girl turned and saw Kyuubi leaning on the side of a building. A blush formed on her pale cheeks and she twilled her fingers. "Are you feeling better?"

"Yeah, I feel great now…Thanks to you that is." The demon flashed Hinata a smile, making her weak in the knees. He then pushed off the building and stepped closer to her, causing her breath to hitch. "Hinata, I've been thinkin'…we should take this friendship to a higher level…like my bedroom." Kyuubi grabbed the teen by her waist and pulled her flush against his body.

Hinata pushed away from him, "Are you sure you're feeling alright?" Hinata blushed once more, the red spreading across her face, and down her neck. "You're acting…strange."

The fox threw a dashing smile at her, flashing a sight of his small fangs. "Strange is better then normal. Normal is so boring. Doing the same thing as everyone else all the time," he scoffed, "sounds like a drag to me. And you? Do you want to be just like everyone else?"

Hinata lowed her head and fiddled with her fingers. "I am just like everybody else, Naruto-kun. There is nothing special about me." She gave a long, sad, sigh.

"Don't be silly" Kyuubi teased, taking one of her hands in his own "you are a very special person." He pressed a kiss to her fingers. "especially to me."

Hinata stood in a trance, staring at the fingers Kyuubi's lips had so gently caressed. The quiver in her blood ran through her face and down her neck, through her breasts, past her stomach, and to her legs, turning her into a jelly like mess. "Naruto…" Try as she might, she couldn't will her hand to withdrawal from his own.

Kyuubi's eyes glowed with emotion as he started to walk, pulling her with him. "Come on, lets grab some ramen. My treat."

The young ninja marveled at how hot the boy's hand was in her own cold one. She looked as his finger intertwined with her own, as if it was meant to be. "Alright…" her small voice quivered.

Kyuubi smirked and his aura pulsed, caressing Hinata's own in a sensual manner. As if sensing it was him, she gripped his hand tighter and stumbled. Kyuubi could just purr.

"Where… where are you taking me?"

Kyuubi smiled and gave her a glance. "It's a secret." His voice came out in a low purr. "Do you trust me?"

Hinata stumbled once more. Her blush never wavering. "I trust you, Naruto-kun. But I should get home… it's late…"

The fox stopped and turned to look at her. "Why?" He questioned. "Why do you wish to go home, alone, when you could eat dinner with me?"

She didn't look at him for a long while, she just chewed her lip and stared at her feet. After a moment, Hinata raised her head. "Alright, I trust you, Naruto-kun."

"Cool…then close your eyes, dear Hinata."

Kyuubi led Hinata carefully through the woods, making sure the genin didn't trip or hit any branches. He was leading her to his special spot, a spot where they could be alone and not have a care in the world. "Alright, open…now!"

Hinata opened her eyes and let out a small gasp at the mystifying waterfall before her. "Naruto-kun…it's, beautiful." There was a blanket laid out on the ground with two candles, and two bowls of ramen.

Kyuubi led Hinata to the blanket and sat her down, before taking a seat for himself. "Go on, eat it. I made it myself." He commented before taking a bite himself. The juice was cold and he winced. "Wait, don't try it yet!" He reached over and grasped Hinata's bowl. His hands started to glow red, heating the soup. "There!" He proclaimed. "All better."

Hinata gave a small smile, and look down at her bowl. "Um…" She bit her lip, holding in whatever comment she had.

"Go on, what is it," He leaned over to get closer to her.

"Um…"

"Yes?"

"Well…"

"Yeah…?" Kyuubi smiled at her shyness. "Is there something you would like to ask me?"

"If I ask you, you can't leave, alright?" She said quietly, still not looking at him. "Promise me that much, ok?"

"Alright, I promise."

"What should I call you? I know your not Naruto…"

Kyuubi blink once, then twice, then a third time, processing the information. "Wait….whoa, whoa, whoa…of course I'm…Naruto…" He gave a nervous laugh and rubbed the back of his head. "You're silly, your so silly." Then, as an after thought, he added "believe it?" in a questioning tone.

Hinata gave a small smile once more. "You're chakra…it's red, Naruto's chakra is blue."

"Damnit." Was all he could say. "Damnit," He hung his head. "Damnit…I should have known you'd figure it out, you are smart after all. Wait…wait, wait, wait! Why did you come with me it you knew I wasn't Naruto?"

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