Ok this is probably going to be the only K+ rated story I am ever going to write so enjoy.

NOTE- I think this story is Very Lame and I am the author! Any types of reviews are welcome:) And this is just for FUN!

This story does not start off with once upon a time; it starts with one miserable time.

One miserable time 6 helpless children (Klaus, Sunny, Violet, Duncan, Isadora, and Quigley) were helpless and their worst enemy, Count Olaf, along with his girlfriend Eseme, was stalking them. Although, that was a while ago. Now they were in Jail, now they were out of the kids' hair.

They (the children) were so happy when he and his horrible girlfriend. They were so happy, yes indeed, that they decided to through a feast made by nine other than two year old Sunny Baudelaire!

Now we come in where Quigley is taking Sunny to the store so she could get the ingredients for her famous Spaghetti apple pie.

Disgusting isn't it.

"Hey, Sunny would you like to get some ice cream before we go shopping?" Quigley said.

"Sure," Sunny said. "I would love to Quigley."

The rest of the gang was putting up green, purple, gold and blue decorations. All except for Violet. She was making a disco ball out of aluminum foil and a rubber ball. All was going great until 12:00 am.

12:00am: " Sunny, your spaghetti apple pie was great!" Violet said.

All the others agreed.

"Audusk!" Sunny said. Translation- Thank you.

Then there was a bang at their door.

Then there was a laugh an evil laugh, a silly little evil laugh that sounded like this… "He he higgle snort."

IT WAS COUNT OLAF AND ESEME. THEY BROKE OUT OF JAIL AND THEY CAME TO CRASH THE PARTY. AND THEY DID.

" We brought the wine." Count Olaf said.

" GASP!"

The whole room, except for Count Olaf and Eseme, was in shock.

"Well, OK as long as you don't try to steal the Baudelaire or Quagmire fortunes." Duncan said.

"Just for tonight then tomorrow we will start all over." Eseme said.

To make a long story short there was Count Olaf dancing on a table with a lampshade on his head and Sunny getting thrown up in the air and getting stuck in the chandelier.

This was a one shot so there will be NO MORE.

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