When Dumbledore's teachers are retiring who does he call? Well The Snape Four of course! Children of Severus Snape they'll turn this school upside down! WARNING! Yaoi. DMHP, SBRL, SSLM. Starting in fifth year. Dare you enter this twisted Harry Potter world? I hope so! And FYI the rating may change with later chapters!

Hello! My name is Stardind AKA Namira Scorpion. This is my first fanfiction! Please be nice! And review a lot! Warnings: I do not own Harry Potter. Wish I did but I don't. A lot of male love in this! YAY FOR GAY PEOPLE! Right. On to the story! THIS IS REWRITEN!

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SNAPE FOUR

Prolog

Professor Severus Snape slowly walked down the large halls of Hogwarts towards the headmaster's office. He had been called via floo to meet the headmaster in the office as soon as he was able. So Snape finished up the potion he had been working on for Madam Pomfrey and quickly headed up to see what the headmaster needed.

"Chocolate dung." He uttered to the eagle and grimaced as he said it. He was always telling the headmaster to stop having such embarrassing passwords. But it seems his request had gone in one ear and out the other. As he slowly made his way up to the office he wondered what in the world the headmaster would need him for this time.

As he was about to knock the door opened and he walked in taking a look at the headmaster. He was in purple and yellow robes today which made Snape wince.

"You requested to see me Albus?" He said while taking a seat in the large fluffy chair across from the headmaster. Albus Dumbledore looked deep in thought and had his fingers in front of his mouth. Snape just watched him for a few minutes until the headmaster startled him with an answer.

"It seems I am going to be short a few teachers this year Severus. This makes me terribly sad." Severus just watched him for a few minutes carefully choosing his next words.

"And headmaster… what does that have to do with me?" Severus feared the words even before the headmaster spoke them. Just because of how brightly the twinkle in the old headmaster's eye became before he answered…

Chapter One

Hailey Malfoy-Snape

Harry was excited to finally be back at Hogwarts. As the carriage slowly rumbled towards the castle pulled by strange four legged creatures he couldn't help but to finally feel at home. There had been a buzz going around that four new teachers would be coming to Hogwarts to replace some teachers that had retired or to help existing teachers since class sizes had become really large.

No one knew who the new teachers were. The headmaster was keeping it a surprise as he had told the order members and the teaching staff. Harry just hoped that none of them were like Professor Snape.

As the sorting ended the headmaster stood up and gave his speech but was interrupted by a new teacher named Umbridge. The school was shocked that she had the -cough- balls to interrupt the headmaster so willy-nilly like that. Harry noticed that four chairs left empty next to professor Snape and he nudged Hermione and Ron motioning to the chairs.

"Maybe no one wants to sit next to him" Ron said with a mouthful of chicken. Hermione elbowed him in the ribs glaring at him.

"Ron that's a teacher!" she half yelled at him. Harry shook his head and looked at the four seats. Were those the teachers that Dumbledore kept secret from them this summer? And why were they so late?

All eyes turned to the grand doors as they opened showing a tall beautiful woman. She had long straight blonde hair that reached to the middle of her back easily. Her dark eyes scanned the room before starting to walk down the long hall to the head table. She took a seat next to Snape and looked out calmly at the students who started to whisper.

Dumbledore stood up and cleared his throat making the students hush.

"I'd like you all to give a Hogwarts welcome back to Miss Hailey Snape. She is going to be taking over charms." There wasn't a student mouth that wasn't open when they looked between Severus Snape and this new beautiful shocking Hailey Snape trying to figure out how one had come from the other.

Hailey stood up and bowed lightly to the students and smiled big. "Since it would be weird having two Professor Snapes, you can call me by my father's last name. Professor Hailey Malfoy at your service"

The hall erupted when she sat down and everyone was whispering in shock. Hailey ignored everyone and started eating, whispering softly with her mother. Severus Snape.

Orion Black-Snape

As the students were slowly getting over the shock of Hailey a loud rumbling was heard. The students looked around in shock and fear trying to find the source of the rumbling. The hall doors banged open and a motorcycle raced through skidding to a stop just in front of the head table. A man slowly got off it and took off his helmet shaking out his hair and taking off his jacket. For a moment Harry thought that his godfather Sirius had just rode into Hogwarts and was about to stand up and yell when the man turned around.

The man looked like Sirius but was much younger and had longer hair, no Azkaban tattoos, and no scrubby beard. This man was handsome but everyone could tell who is father was. Just like everyone knew who Hailey's father was. The man snapped his fingers and the bike disappeared. He ran up to Severus and jumped in his lap, a big grin on his face. "Mommy!" he shouted.

"Orion Earl Snape you get off me this minute and act your age!" Severus growled hugging his son back. Orion just grinned bigger and ran to the seat next to Hailey and sat down. Dumbledore chuckled and stood.

"Students this is Orion Snape. He has asked to be called Professor Black while he teaches here. He will be helping Severus Snape by taking on the first through third potion classes." The students who had him cheered while the others groaned.

Dumbledore held up his hands and everyone hushed. He sat down starting to eat and looked at Severus wondering where the other two were. Severus could only shrug his shoulders helplessly and looked down at his food worried.

Duke Potter-Snape and Keighley Lupin-Snape

The feast was coming to an end when the last two teachers showed up. Well. A huge black mustang and a large black wolf galloped into the hall. Some students screamed and jumped up ready to defend themselves when the headmaster stood up and shouted for silence. The mustang and wolf stood in front of the hall looking at the students before the wolf slowly transformed. A woman stood there with brown hair and a tired face. Dark circles rested under dark eyes and she smiled tiredly but kindly at the students.

"Hello students. My name is Keighley Snape. But for the sake of saving confusion my name is Professor Keighley Lupin." She bowed before taking a seat. The mustang made sure that Keighley was seated before slowly transforming. Everyone sat there gaping. Where the mustang once stood was a tall man with black hair that went everywhere. Dark eyes sat behind glasses and they looked over the hall. Everyone sat there, staring at an older version of Harry Potter.

"Hello. My name is Duke Snape. But I guess you can call me." He looked straight at Harry.

"Professor Potter."

Dumbledore called for silence again and motioned for Duke to sit next to his brother and sisters. When Duke was seated Dumbledore turned to the rest of the students.

"Miss Lupin will be helping Hagrid with Care of Magical Creatures. Mister Potter will be helping Professor Umbridge with Defense Against the Dark Arts. Now I believe it is your bedtime students. You will be getting your schedules tomorrow but for now. Rest and head off to your dorms."

The students stood up and started walking towards their dorms whispering all the while about the four new teachers, and how Professor Snape was their "mother", but what shocked them more was who their fathers were.

Harry ran up to the dorms spitting the password at the fat lady and ran to his bed throwing himself on it tears in his eyes. It wasn't every day that a 15 year old found out that he had an older half-brother from his worst enemy. Harry felt two hands on him and he sniffed looking at his two best friends who looked at him with worried faces.

"Why did no one tell me? I had family all along and Dumbledore didn't…" Hermione hugged him tight.

"I'm sure Dumbledore had a good reason to not telling you… Maybe Snape wouldn't let him tell you. He would be a git like that ya know." Ron said trying to cheer him up. Harry looked at him with teary eyes before wiping them angrily.

"We need to get to bed. We have classes tomorrow." He said hoping they got the hint. Hermione pulled Ron away sharing a look with him before they slowly left. Harry pulled on his PJs and got in bed lying there the whole night, barely sleeping.

The next morning the students seemed to have calmed down about the four new teachers and were happily eating their breakfast and talking about their summers. Harry looked up at the teachers table trying to locate Duke Potter but he was nowhere to be found. He turned back to his food nibbling on a piece of bacon before a look on Hermione's face brought his eyes over to the head table.

Keighley was being lead in with the help of Duke and Snape. She looked even more frail and tired then the night before. Her brown hair was dull and hung lightly around her face while it looked like her eyes could barely keep themselves open. The bags under her eyes had also doubled in size and her dark eyes were dull like the soul had been forcibly ripped from her small body. The two men gently lowered her into a chair and Severus slowly helped two potions down her throat. She seemed to pick up a tiny bit and Duke slowly fed his weak sister, treating her with as much care as he would his own child.

"What do you think is wrong with her?" Hermione whispered. Sadness seeped into her voice as she watched the grown woman having to be fed by one of her brothers.

"I don't know. How is she going to teach classes when she can barely stand? I feel sorry for her." Ron said stuffing his mouth with food. Harry didn't say anything as he watched his half-brother feed his sister with almost no emotion showing on Duke's strong face.

Everyone except Snape, Duke, and Keighley jumped a foot high when a loud bang was heard that shook the hall. Severus sipped his coffee calmly and took up a paper.

"Your sister is awake." Severus said simply. Duke let a small smile cross his lips.

"I hear that mother. She does not sound very happy."

"She has never been a morning person. Even as a child." Severus said calmly continuing to sip his coffee and read the newspaper. The grand hall doors burst open and a white German shepherd ran down the hall. Severus placed his coffee down slowly and skillfully caught the running dog that had jumped over the table into his arms. The tip of his tail was lightly scorched and Severus looked down at him calmly.

"What did you do to Hailey now?" He said. The dog only looked at him with an innocent expression before he broke out in a doggie grin. Severus just raised an eyebrow before the doors burst open again showing a very wet and a very pissed off Hailey Snape. Her wand clenched tightly in her left hand and her right hand curled into claws. Her eyes were locked onto the dog and she growled raising her wand ready to shout a curse. The students looked with fear at the extremely upset woman when Severus stood up to his full height.

"Hailey Lily Snape you will calm down this instant or I will owl your father."

"But mama…"

"No buts! I told you that cursing your brother was against the rules after one of your stray curses turned my hair pink for a month"

She let out a frustrated growl before pointing her wand at herself and uttered a spell. Her hair instantly dried and straightened and her light make up was placed on her face. Her night gown turned into elegant green robes and sexy heels appeared on her feet. The dog turned back into Orion Snape and he grinned at her before sitting down next to his mother. Hailey smacked him upside his head when she walked by him and sat down in her own chair starting to eat. Keighley looked at her brother smiling softly.

"You shouldn't anger her Orion. One day she might not miss and get more then the tip of your tail." Orion just smiled at her lightly and with some pity laced in his eyes.

"Hey Keighley, how are you feeling?" He whispered to her. She just chuckled softly and pat his cheek before accepting another fork full of scrambled eggs from Duke's awaiting hand.

After all the schedules were passed out the students mumbled softly to themselves and showed their friends to see that if they had the same classes. Harry smiled at his friends as they compared classes. Harry had potions, DADA, care of magical creatures, charms, and other classes. Ron and Hermione were in almost all his classes which he was happy for. Harry took one last look at the Snape family before standing and heading out for his first class. DADA.

Just in case you have problems understanding the characters:

Hailey is the daughter of Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy. Severus is the "mom" and Lucius is the "dad". Her personality really comes out in class and it's a real blast.

Keighley is the daughter of Remus Lupin and Severus Snape. She is only half werewolf so the curse affects her differently which I will explain later in the story.

Orion is the son of Sirius Black and Severus Snape. His personality is very unorthodox for a teacher. But I hope you will all like him.

Duke is the son of James Potter and Severus Snape. He will be explained later. As will how they all came to be conceived. They are quadruplets.