So I was listening to Ministry (Great metalband) and they did some brilliant covers, one of them being 'What a Wonderful World'. I had to re-write it Wesker-style.

Disclaimer: I do not own Wesker, nor do I own the song 'What a wonderful world'.

Enjoy?

Albert Wesker had succeeded... He had gained total control and was now dominating the world in a way nobody had ever seen before. However, there were still several things he didn't quite like. The music in his new world just wasn't right. The lyrics didn't fit his taste and most of it seemed so... Soft.

So in order to set a nice example he decided to rewrite one of the most famous songs ever, What a Wonderful World, from now on titled 'Wesker's Wonderful World'. He sat down behind his desk of doom and came up with... Well, this;

Wesker's Wonderful World.

'Well I see trees of black,
black roses too,
I see them burning,
for me and you,
and I think to myself; Wesker's Wonderful World...
and I think to myself; Wesker's Wonderful World...

Well I crimson skies,
and clouds not white,
the darkness of day,
and the 'Hail-Wesker-rites'
and I think to myself: Wesker's Wonderful World...
and I think to myself: Wesker's Wonderful World...

Well the colours of the zombies, so pretty in the cage,
are eating human flesh and their faces showing rage,
I see friends shooting friends, saying 'I just pwned you',
but what they're really saying... is 'Wes-ker's-cool'.

Well I hear screams of fear,
someone just said;,
"Chris Redfield's back,
but soon he'll be dead."
And I think to myself: Wesker's Wonderful World...
And I think to myself: Wesker's Wonderful WOOOOOOOOOOOOORLDDDDD...!!!!!!

*Insert insane guitars here please*

Well I see trees of black,
black roses too,
I see them burning,
for me and you,
and I think to myself; Wesker's Wonderful World...
and I think to myself; Wesker's Wonderful World...

Well I see skies of red,
and clouds not white,
the darkness of day,
and the 'Hail-Wesker-rites'
and I think to myself: Wesker's Wonderful World...
and I think to myself: Wesker's Wonderful World...

Well the colours of the zombies, so pretty in the cage,
are eating human flesh and their faces showing rage,
I see friends shooting friends, saying 'I just pwned you',
but what they're really saying... is 'Wes-ker's-cool'.

*More insane guitars please...*

Bridge:
Now I hear Redfield cry,
there's so much blood,
he's getting killed, Wesker thinks that is good,
and I think to myself: Wesker's Wonderful World...
and I think to myself: Wesker's Wonderful World...

*Mad guitars!*

Wesker's Wonderful World!
Wesker's Wonderful World!
OH YEAH!
Wesker's Wonderful World!!!!!!'

Wesker sighed and stood up from his creepy black chair. Slightly amused but now completely tired of thinking too much he went up to the local metalband.
"Please do cover 'what a wonderful world' using these lyrics." He commanded the long-haired, viking-looking man.

"OKAY MAN! Keep it metal!"

A few weeks later 'Wesker's Wonderful World' was released and it entered the charts on number one. Not because people liked it so much, but because they were afraid Wesker would be pissed if it didn't.

While everyone was staring at the charts, wondering what the world was coming too, Wesker was sitting in his chair of doom, listening to his hit-song. He liked it, a lot, but there was one thing he regretted... "Hnnnnn..." Wesker frowned. "Why on earth did I forget to include my sunglasses?"

I am so sick of listening to this song, but for those that like metal I do recommend giving Ministry a try. They're cool.
Reviews are appreciated, flamers... Well, if you hated this then I wonder why you read it all the way to the end.

TTT
(Keep it metal xD)