Things seem quiet in the Smash Mansion. Ike and Samus have been dating for a year and wish to take their relationship to the next level. I'm sure you all know what I mean! Unfortunately, Diddy Kong, Donkey Kong's mischevious nephew, causes a bit of mayhem for some of the Smashers. But Diddy wants to be involved with Ike and Samus's little "private time."

Ike is seen sleeping in bed only wearing a navy blue t-shirt with navy blue boxers. Then Diddy Kong is seen walking into his room and he jumps onto the bed and cuddles with Ike.

"Hi, Samus." Ike said dreamily in his sleep.

Then Ike sniffed the air. "Is that a new perfume? Starting to walk on the wild side, eh, Samus?"

Samus enters in (without her power suit). She was wearing only a blue silky nightgown that went just at the end of her thighs. She gasps seeing Diddy Kong in bed with Ike. The Diddy Kong starts rubbing his hands in Ike's hair.

"Oh, can't keep your hands out of my hair, huh, Samus? Oh, I love you." Ike smiled still sleeping. Samus laughs quietly.

Then Diddy Kong starts rubbing his hands on Ike's shoulder.

"Oh, that feels good, Samus. You know all the right spots." Ike moaned dreamily.

Samus laughed quietly again. Then Diddy Kong started hitting Ike on his butt!

"Whoa, you're on the rough stuff tonight, huh, Samus?" Ike asked still asleep.

Samus laughed harder but held it in.

Diddy Kong continued to hit Ike on his butt. "Oh, has poor Ike been a bad boy?" Ike asked smiling.

Samus almost couldn't hold back her laughter but had to.

Then Ike wraps his arms around Diddy Kong thinking he's Samus. His eyes widened feeling Diddy Kong's smooth brown fur.

"Samus… when's the last time you shaved your back?" He asked suspiciously.

He then sees Diddy Kong inches from his face. He jumps out of bed screaming and rubbing his face off. Samus burst into laughter.

"I JUST MADE OUT WITH A MONKEY!" Ike cried.

Samus continued laughing.

"Samus, you saw that?" Ike asked.

"Yes, and Ike, I think I learned a few tricks from Diddy. Get over here." Samus smirked and started hitting Ike on his butt as he crossed his arms over his chest.

Then Marth came and jumped when he saw what Ike and Samus were doing.

"Whoa! I knew I should have knocked." He said.

Marth then saw Diddy Kong. "Hey, Diddy, come on. Come to your buddy, Marth."

Then Diddy Kong jumped off the bed and ran out.

"Oh, man. He hates me. Why won't that monkey give me a break?" Marth sighed frustrated.

"I don't know. But maybe if you talk sexy to him, he'll nibble on your ear." Samus said smirking at Ike.

"Well, I better go after him before he causes more trouble." Marth said and took off after Diddy Kong.

Samus then whispers into Ike's ear, "Are you ready to take that nap?"

"Yeah… right after I take a bath." Ike said shivering from what happened earlier. Samus laughed again.

THE END!

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