Like lightning, inspiration strikes! This is gonna be great! Welcome one and all to Ruby's Blooper Reel. I know, the title is unoriginal. This story is dedicated to AnimationNut, the maker of Phineas and Ferb: Take Two! I'm not trying to rip her off, really I'm not. I actually thought of doing this when I saw Skull Boy dancing ... Ballero? Is that how that's spelled? Anyway, I just saw it and immediately said, what if he tripped? Then BAM! It hit me. So, enjoy.
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Take 1
Building Stuff!
"With Skullboy!"
"And Scaredy Bat."
"Today, we'll be taking this beaten up old bird house, and giving it a brand new look." Skull Boy said. Scaredy's belt falls onto the ladder.
"Oh my..." Scaredy said, and put his wings between his legs, hiding himself from view. "This is quite embarrassing."
"My eyes!" Skull Boy yelled, sheilding his eyes.
"Cut!" The director yelled. "Scaredy Bat that was hilarious. Can you do that again?"
"Are you mad? I don't think I could go through such a horrific experience again."
Take 2
Scaredy Bat's belt fell onto the ladder again. "Oh." He chuckled lightly, and pulled it back up. Skull Boy chuckled nervously back.
"Let's get started." Skull Boy said. He reached up, and tried pulling the shade holding the schematics of the new blueprints down. A frown appeared. "It... seems to be... stuck." He said. He pulled hard, and the entirety of the device came down on his head, scattering his bones everywhere.
"Was that part of the show?" Scaredy asked from the top of the ladder.
Take 3
"Let's get started." Skull Boy pulled the shades down with ease this time, he let's go and the shade flies right back up. He chuckled nervously, and grabbed it again. It stayed in place for a few seconds, before flying back up again. Skull Boy pulled it down. It stayed. Skull Boy opened his mouth, but saw the shade quiver. "Oh no you don't." He said, and grabbed the string. However, the shade zips back up, taking Skull Boy with it.
Take 12
"Looks like we need to gut the interior." Skull Boy said behind the curtain.
"And I want to see alot of throw pillows!"
"Okay! I'll work on the outside while you do the interior."
"Okay then." The three begin hammering.
"Ow! My wing!" Scaredy yelled. "Skull Boy!"
"Sorry." Was the skeleton's reply.
"Come on guys. We still have three more scenes to do today." The director sighed.
...
Take 1
The alarm clock next to the high backed chair rang loudly. Doom tried blowing out of the end of the pipe. The cat's face turned a blue color. Finally, one large pink bubble came out the end, and popped, covering the cat and chair in pink gum. Someone laughed loudly from off set.
"Boo Boo!" The director yelled.
Take 2
The clock rang loudly. Doom blew a few bubbles from her pipe. Everyone waited for Ruby to say her lines.
"Ruby! Say your lines!" The director yelled. Ruby remained motionless on the floor.
"She's dead!" Misery yelled. Poe flew over.
"Not quite. She seems to have just fallen asleep." He replied.
"Can someone get Ruby a cup of coffee." The director yelled.
Take 3
"Okay Detective Danger. Who done it?" Ruby said. Doom shrugged.
"It's the grave digger!" Misery yelled, pointing at Poe.
"Its the professor. No, the cook. No, the professor's cook." The doorbell rang.
"Its the doorbell." Ruby said, getting up.
"Its the doorbell?" Frank asked. Ruby tried to respond, but only a giggle came out. "What?"
"That disguise." She giggled. "It makes you look ridiculous!"
Take 4
"Its the doorbell." Ruby said, getting up.
"Its the doorbell?" Frank asked.
"Yeah. The doorbell." Ruby replied.
"Visitors!" They all yelled, throwing their disguises off. Doom got knocked on the head by Poe's shovel and fell flat on her face.
"Yes!" Misery yelled. Everyone stared at her. "For once it wasn't me."
...
"But what if he has fleas." Poe said, flapping down from the chair's arm. "Or ticks. Or an entire legion of incurable diseases."
"Hey pal, you aren't exactly the perfect model of health either." Bunny replied bluntly.
...
"Piwow." Bunny said, pointing to a pillow on Ruby's bed.
"That's right. Pillow. You're learning your words." Ruby said. Bunny hopped down from the bed and looked under it. A little dust bunny came out.
"Bunny."
"That's right. Dust bunny." Ruby said. Doom laughed into her tail. Bunny jumped past her.
"Piggy." He said, hopping next to the bedside table.
"Correct again. My piggy bank." Ruby said. Bunny hopped up, and tried to lift the piggy bank. He grunted.
"What is this thing made of?" He asked in his real voice. He yanked the piggy bank off, and it went up, and down, smashing on the floor. Inside the remains was a brick. Childish laughter was heard off set.
"Boo Boo!" Bunny yelled.
"Correct again." Ruby said dryly, crossing her arms.
...
Take 1
Frank and Len examined the paddle ball. Len let go and the paddle hit the ball, and was sent back at Len's head.
"Ow!" He yelled.
"Oops. Sorry." Frank said to his brother.
Take 2
Len let the ball loose, and it immediately hit Frank in the eye.
"Oops. Sorry." Len mocked.
Take 72
Frank and Len tossed the paddle ball over their shoulder and began to wrestle. The director's face began turning a beet red.
"That's it! If you guys mess up this scene one more time, then you are both FIRED!" He screeched.
...
Frank and Len slid into the room, fell down the stairs, and bounced over the safety gate and into the fire that was boiling something in a pot. The two twins yelled loudly, abandoned the Detective Danger game, and began running around the room.
...
Everyone continued laughing as Ruby came out of the changing room with the same disguise Frank had worn earlier. She snarled angrily. There was only one good thing about this. Frank and Len walked out next, Len looking extremely irritated. Everyone fell to their knees, and Iris began banging on the floor, and Poe was holding his stomach. Len was wearing a maid's outfit.
"I think I broke a rib." Skull Boy gasped.
"That is payback for seventy three takes of a simple scene." The director yelled from the coffee machine.
...
"No! Detective Danger always wears the detective hat!" Frank yelled, and the hat tore in two. They went careening backwards and into an amp, busting it.
"That's coming out of your paycheck!" The director yelled.
...
Frank and Len lifted Doom into the window. Doom glanced around, and jumped onto the swing and began to swing back and forth. She let go, and went flying towards the table top. And smashed through the piggy bank. Face first into another brick.
"Uh oh." Boo Boo said from off set, as the director's face began turning red.
...
Doom tied the length of rope around the piggy bank, jumped back onto the swing, and went flying back towards the window. The piggy bank landed in Frank and Len's arms, but Doom hit the window, hard. She slowly slid down, and onto the piggy bank.
"Cut! That was great! Let's put that in the episode!"
...
"We should definitely bring that back to the lab." Frank said.
"And dertiminate its vernaciousness." Len continued.
"You know, Detective Danger's sidekick doesn't talk like that!"
"No? Does he talk like this?" Frank tried to hold it in, but burst out laughing. His foot twitched and the piggy bank sailed towards the ground and broke. Doom clung to Frank's foot, shaking violently.
...
Bunny threw the basket into the crawl space.
"Bunny?" Ruby asked.
"Ruby! Ruby! Look what I can do!" Bunny yelled, and then pulled a unicycle and tuba from behind back. He began playing, and cycling. He pitched backwards, and landed on the floor with a crash. "What are you waiting for? An invitation? Get this off me!"
...
"Piggy. Come to papa." Bunny picks up the piggy bank and a loud alarm rings. "You know..." He said as a golf ball appeared from under the table. "It just occured to me that why would a criminal just stand there..." He continued as the match was lit, as well as the rope. "While alarms blared and a trap was obviously happening." He finished as the cage fell over him. "Drats!" He yelled.
...
"Drats!" Bunny yelled.
"Oh, so Bunny done it! Ha!" Len cried in victory. "Way ta go Doom! Good game."
"Let's play another round." Frank replied.
"I get to be the victim this time!" Len shouted.
"No way, it's my turn!" Frank replied.
"No, it's definitely-" Len started, but Doom jumped off the swing, sending the siamese twins back onto the ground.
"Ow!" Len yelled.
"You lousy little furball! When I get outta-" Bunny yelled.
"Doom?" Ruby asked. Bunny's pupils shrank. "What's going on?"
"Ruby help Bunny?" Bunny asked hopefully in his cute voice. Ruby poked the basket, filled with stolen items. It burst open, sending the items into the air.
"Hey! That's my brush!" Ruby yelled in surprise.
"The vase!" Poe cried. "And my gold plated feather duster."
"I still can't find my hot water bottle." Misery said. Said item fell in her hands. "Huh?"
"Bunny... how could you?" Ruby asked, hurt.
"I simply can't believe this bunny has been lying this entire time." Poe said, astounded.
"And I can't believe you guys fell for it." Bunny replied, ditching his false voice.
"And what's worse, I got a bad, bad, very bad case of the sniffles from him. ACHOO!" Misery sneezed.
"By the way, I never had a cold." Bunny pointed out.
"And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids, and that stupid cat!" Bunny yelled. They all burst out laughing.
"Cut! Come on guys, we almost had that one." The director yelled.
"Come on, someone had to make that refrence." Bunny smiled.