Once upon a time, Q*bert was orange and stuff. He looked at the snake and said "Hey man, why don't you cut me some slack. I'm over here jumping on some squares, and what do you do? The same stuff everyday!" and then he, and he sucked the snake up into his big discussing Q*bert nose, and tucked it away in the vast abyss of his stomach, because he has a black hole in his stomach that can fit any amount of things.