This is the first part of our little collection of funnies! It's about Xemnas and his name's unfortunate letters.
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DISCLAIMER: I do not happen to own Kingdom Hearts.
Xemnas knew the day wasn't going to turn out as he had planned. Does it ever? As he passed the Memory Skyscraper, he saw his name spraypainted along the back. What really ticked him off was that someone had crossed it off and wrote "Mansex" beneath it. Of course, he decided to punish the transgressor when he got back to base, but that proved to be far more difficult than he had planned.
"How did your mission go, Luxord?"
"Done, over with, and finished, Mansex – I mean, Xemnas."
"Have the thrones in Where Nothing Gathers been polished to perfection, Roxas?"
"They sure have, Mans – damnit! I mean, Superior, sir!"
"Hey, Mansex! Had any good ones recently? I'd suggest Lexaus – he's nice and burly!"
"Axel, I am going to rip your head off and give it to Larxene for her collection!"
Finally, Xemnas managed to reach the safety of the room of his most trusted subordinate, Saix, who happened to be polishing his claymore.
"I have arrived! I am so tired of having random members shout out 'Mansex' whenever I pass them by in the halls."
"Oh, it's not so bad after you get used to it."
"Thank you for… wait, what?"
"Here, let me show you…"
Before Xemnas could escape, Saix closed the door.
Where Nothing Gathers is that room where all the Organization members sit on thrones. Just so ya know.