Nothing really good happens to Naruto. Until him and Sakura make a bet on who can get the attention of a basest in a big time band called mangekyou. How far they will go to get this "dream guys" attention,this is yaoi. sasu/naru ita/madara saso/dei

I cant believe that he has his own radio show." Naruto screamed. "Who? You better not be talking about that boy from mangekyou?" Naruto's brother complained. "Shut up Dei. I'm not in the mood for your bullshit." Naruto growled. The blonde tensed as his brother slowly walked up to him. Deidara hated it when his brother was cocky. Naruto took a step back and gave up all hope as he was backed up against a wall. His eyes slammed shut the thought of how hard he was going to get it sent a shiver rushing up his spine.

The last time his brother got to him he ended up in the hospital. 'If I hit back that might happen again. So defending myself is out of the question. Throw him off guard?' Naruto's thoughts were caught off guard as his brother lifted his hand about to hit him. There was nothing he could do. It was live or die. Naruto stood on his tippy toes and kissed his brother.

The long haired boy's eyes widened, and then slowly fluttered shut as Deidara wrapped his arms around his brothers waist hoisting him up against the wall which caused Naruto to wrap his legs around the other blonde. Everything going hazy as they kissed. Naruto knew it was wrong. But it felt so right. At least he was adopted. No blood relation what so ever. The long haired boy slid his hands up Naruto's shirt and scraped his nails down making the younger boy moan. And grind his hips against Deidara's. Naruto pulled away as the other male did not get the hint. And trailed kissed down Naruto's body. 'What did I get myself into?' Naruto's thoughts rushing to him 'I cant just push him away! He might get mad, and. Oh god I cant think of what will happen after that.'

At that thought there was a knock at the door. Deidara clearly ignoring the annoyance. Licked up Naruto's body making the boy shiver. "D-d-door." He stuttered "ignore it!" he growled. "Yes yes lets ignore the door. That's very impolite Deidara." Said a husky voice. Deidara's eyes shot open with a glimpse of fear and betrayal. Naruto looked up the tears blurring his vision as to see the man standing in the doorway the baggy sweatpants and sweater didn't help much either. Making the figure look like Chouji but the voice did not match. It was course and manly. Deidara slowly got up and held his head low in shame.

"S-Sasori I-I swear-." He was cut off. "Oh wah wah I am sorry it isn't what you think. You know I thought that I would be able to have a faithful relationship with a person but this time he not only cheats on me, but he does it with his brother. You know you are a sick person?" Deidara looked to the floor. The tiles mixed with purple and yellow. The lines meeting right where he stood. Sasori passed by bumping into Deidara throwing him off guard as he fell to the floor.

Naruto was curled up in the corner shivering as Sasori lowered his hand to help the scared boy up hoisting him into his arms and walked out of the house.

"I-it was my fault Sasori. I kissed him. And he –he didn't stop." Naruto explained. Sasori exhaled. Rolling his eyes at the blonde's confession. "Naruto I know your brother. You had a reason to and it wasn't out of love. This is not the first time I saved you from him. It may be the first in that condition but still. Its not your fault okay. He has-or had a boyfriend and he clearly didn't appreciate it enough and didn't take advantage of that. And instead took advantage of you. I'm taking you to Sakura's and your staying there for a while." Naruto obeyed and curled up against the man as he walked down the street towards the blue house.

Two months later

TXT NARUTO: I had it I almost had tickets to mangekyo tickets. But I hung up because I didn't know what to say

TXT REPLY: that's always a close bet. …lol…next time don't be such a wimp…ha-ha just buggin. I understand. But I don't bite.

Naruto sat there speechless. Did he just get hit on by a member of the biggest band in the world! His eyes widened as the crimson blood rushed to his face. "THE SASUKE UCHIHA JUST SAID THAT TO ME.! Okay I may be overreacting a little bit. But still. Its exciting that one of the hottest guys in the world has just said that to me… oh man i'm blabbering. To myself. That's sad." Naruto frowned as reality set in.

"Hahahaha wow Naruto you really don't have a life do you?" Sakura laughed. "Shut up. I'm flustered. Okay. So I have every right to. You know, talk to myself. You girls do it all the time." He vindicated "yeah but that's the thing you aren't a girl. You are a guy!" She wined. "Whatever your just jealous. Jealous that the sexiest boy just said that to me. And not you. Well you don't get everything you want! Even if you open your legs for it!" Naruto's voice rose. Clearly getting annoyed by Sakura's presence

"Yeah you want to bet on that?" Sakura raised an eyebrow. A smirk slid along Naruto's face waiting to hear what Sakura was going to announce knowing that he was going to get what he wanted. "I bet that if we go to the concert with backstage passes that he will give into me." "Yeah you think so? I bet that he will give in to me!" the blonde smiled egging her on knowing what he was getting out of this. Turning everything back to Sakura. "I KNOW that he will go for me. In fact I am so sure of it that I will buy the backstage passes." She presented. "Deal!" Naruto shouted clearly eager for the bet. He will be getting what he wanted and more.

"So it's a deal. As of now! I will go call and get the backstage tickets when they go on sale tomorrow." Sakura said triumphantly thinking she's getting the best of it. "Already preordered them." Naruto said cockily and swept out the door.

Don't worry the next chapter wont be nearly as boring as this one, I'm just getting into everything with chapter one. Chapter two will be amazing I promise. review please