Artemis Eats Cheese

by A Penguin Named Jim

Just when you thought Artemis was happy and his marriage was blissful another painful tale is unearthed in which Artemis faces perhaps his greatest betrayal.

Artemis Eats Cheese

Artemis was strolling alone when he saw Holly with a can of spray paint.

She was writing: "Artemis Eats Cheese" on a wall.

"How could you?" Said Artemis and ran home sobbing. Holly laughed evilly:

"Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh."