This is a Vampire Knight story my two friends and I made together one day when bored. Its very random and messed up. This is what happens when you put three crazy minds togethere. It probably won't make to much sense but I thought it was very funny. The characters in this are Aido, Kaname, Zero, the Headmaster, Kain, and Yuki. Sorry for spelling errors. But please Enjoy!

Aido was in his room reading his book. Aido thought reading the book would distract him but it didn't. All day he was thinking about Kaname. He always had a crush on him. He has told Kaname his feelings for him but Kaname has said no to him every time. Maybe today will be different. Kaname out of nowhere ran into Aido's room. Aido looked at Kaname surprised.

"Whats wrong Kaname-sama" asked Aido?

"Aido! I realized I am inlove with you" yelled Kaname!

Zero randomly walked into the room for no real good reason.

Zero said "What the heck is going on here?"

Aido jumped up and down in joy. "Kaname-sama! You have at last accepted my feelings for you!" Aido blushs and smiles. Kaname skips over to Aido.

"Aido...I want you..Right Now!" Kaname chains zero to the wall.

Zero is angry. "Why am I forced to watch this, and why am I not a part of it!"

Aido blushs and starts to unbutton his shirt and thinks finally, Kaname-sama has realized his desire for me! Aido pauses for a moment.

Aido says "But..I'm a virgin." Kaname smirks.

"Not for long sexy" Kaname says smirking evily.

Zero yells "Im not!"

Aido nods and takes his shirt off blushing. "I am ready Kaname-sama!" Kaname looks up and down Aido's chest.

"Aido..oh my gosh you have some sexy packs..wonder how long that "thang" is."

Zero starts crying remembering what the Headmaster did to him.

Aido says "You'll found out soon enough." Aido bats his eye lashs at him. Kaname slowly takes Aido pants off and boxers and looks.

"...there's nothing there...I don't see anything..." says Kaname. Kaname then slowly looks at zero then eyes his pants.

"No! Not again" crys Zero! Out of nowhere the Headmaster walks into the room and sees zero chained to the wall and smirks

"Zero we MUST stop meeting like this" the Headmaster says grinning. Aido blinks. Kaname glares at the Headmaster.

"Hey man! Zero's my boy toy now! Back off" yells kaname. Kaname rushs over to Zero. Zero struggles to break free but can't. Kaname hands go to Zero's pants and he unzips them and tugs them off and his boxers. Kaname gasps at what he sees and Zero is extremely embaressed and mad.

Kaname says "I think I'm in love. Zero Oh my what a big "thang" you have!" Yuki walks into the room and gasps. She sees Aido butt naked, Kaname looking at Zero's Penis, Zero chained to a wall, and the Headmaster just standing there.

Yuki yells "I stand no chance with no one!" Aido looks at Yuki confussed then looks at Kaname. Aido thinks what the heck just happened. The Headmaster goes to Kaname and yells "No! Zero is mine!" Kaname then kicks the Headmaster in the balls. The Headmaster falls to the floor in a crumpled heap. Kaname glares down at the Headmaster and says "I can rip you thing off you then we can see who gets zero."

"But I'm straight shifty eyes" yells Zero. Yuki realizes no one cares about her so she cuts herself then hangs herself. No one notices her still.

"Kaname-sama you said you wanted me and you know you do! Also my "thang" is actually pretty impressive" says Aido. Kaname walks over to Aido, leaving Zero chained to the wall butt naked. Kaname goes on his knees infront of Aido.

"We shall see" says Kaname. Kain runs into the room out of breath. Everyone looks at him.

"Wait Aido stop! You must come with me! You are my boy toy!" yells Kain. Aido shakes his head.

"No Kain. I belong to Kaname-sama and only him" says Aido. The Headmaster gets up and looks sad.

"No one wants me" says the Headmaster tears in his eyes. Kain sighs and looks at the Headmaster.

"Fine...Headmaster come" says Kain. Kaname is still looking for Aido's "thang". Kaname says "I still don't see anything...I might need a microscope". Kaname stands up and picks up Aido (bridal style) and walks out the room kissing his neck. Aido moans alittle and thinks finally the day has come when Kaname-sama will make me his. Zero unchains hisself while Kain and the Headmaster walk out the room hand in hand and shuts the door.

"Someone is going to have sex with me" yelled Zero. Zero looks at yuki and pullsn up her skirt and starts having sex with her dead body.

"It's not working!" Zero gets off of Yuki's body and decides to rip off her cloths. He takes off his and puts her's on him.

"Lets see if Kaname wants me now!"

The end. Told you it was random and made no sense. Hope you enjoyed.