It was the duel of the century: Yugi vs. Kaiba. Yugi had his Dark Magician with 3000 ATK points on the field and 1000 life points left. Kaiba, only had his Obelisk the tormentor with 200 ATK points and 100 life points left. But Kaiba had his secret strategy left and there was no one that could stop the unstoppable plan he had. It was his turn and he drew a card and the card that he drew was swords of revealing light. He played the card and it made the "wee-oo" noise from the anime when he did. "Yugi, I hope you know that my strategy is unbeatable and that you will lose." Said Kaiba. "No, I believe in the part of the cards and I won't lose."
"How foolish of you Yugi. You still haven't learned."
Kaiba looked at his hand and he only needed one more. Just one more card and his victory would be complete.
Yugi drew and Dark Magician was so powerful that it broke through swords of revealing light and killed Obelisk, but Kaiba took no damage.
"How?" asked Yugi very confusidly.
"I have 3 of my Blue eyes white dragon in my graveyard so I don't lose life points because of damage that I get." Said Kaiba.
"Impossible!" Yelled Yugi because he was shoked.
"Enough stalling!" Yelled Kaiba with anger.
He drew.
COULD IT BE? He drew the Head of Dickzodia! "I've already won Yugi…"
He played it and a tornado appeared and Dickzodia emerged from the tornado. Dickzodia then vigorously sodomized Dark Magician in the ass and killed him. Yugi lost all but one life point. How can I beat him? Thought Yugi. "I have finally beat you Yugi! My unstoppable Dickzodia will finish

this duel and I will come out on top."

It was Yugi's turn and he drew. Dickzodia stood menacingly on the field but Kaiba still had swords of revealing light, but Yugi had a better strategy. Yugi drew Dark Magician Girl and it was immediately summoned to the field and raped by Dickzodia then destroyed. "Any monster you draw will be raped and destroyed by Dickzodia." But Yugi knew what to do. He played an African and Dickzodia then raped him. But Dickzodia got aids then died. "HOW?" Asked Kaiba and yelled it. "Because the Africans has aids." Said Yugi and Kaiba lost because when Dickzodia dies he cums on your face with acid. Kaiba then died and Yugi won again.

The End