Alright, Kana, this one's for you! Merry Christmas!

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"Please, Mitch?"

"No, Jason, stop bugging me!"

"But… Mitchie!"

"Jason, I said no! Seriously, stop!"

"C'mon, Mitchie, you know you want to."

"For the last time, no! Now go back to whatever you were doing before you decided you wanted to watch Shrek one, two and three."

"It's called Shrek the Third, Mitchie."

"It's the same thing!"

"But why won't you see them with me?"

"Because."

"That's not a reason."

"Yes, it is."

"No, it's not."

"Jason!"

"Sorry, but it's just not! You can't just say 'because' and say that's why, because because is a word to say why something is!"

"Does it matter?"

"Of course it does."

"That's it! I'm leaving!"

"No, Mitchie, don't! I'll miss you!"

"Will you really? You can watch Shrek now, Jason."

"The whole point of watching it is watching it together!"

"Why do you want to watch it so badly?"

"Because it reminds me of us!"

"…I remind you of an ogre?"

"No, not like that!"

"How, then? Because I'm as big as her? Because I turn into an ogre at night?"

"That's not it, Mitchie! Wait, don't leave! Mitchie! I'll sleep on the couch again!"

"Why would that make me stay, Jason?"

"Because then you can watch your reality shows without me bothering you!"

"Fine. I'll stay."

"So can we watch Shrek now?"

"Jason!"

"Okay, maybe not."

"What's with you and Shrek? Why does it remind you of us?"

"Well, Shrek goes to get Fiona for Lord Farquaad, but they end up together – Fiona was for Farquaad all along, but she and Shrek get together."

"So?"

"So, it's like you and Shane and I. You were supposed to be Shane's, but we ended up together."

"Aw, Jason, that's so sweet!"

"I am pretty sweet."

"Yes, you are. I guess we can see Shrek now."

"Yay! Jason Jr. can be educated on the complexity of Shrek! You hear that, mini-Jason? You, your mommy and I are going to see Shrek!"

"You astound me sometimes."

"You love me."

"Surprisingly enough, I do."

"I love you, too."

"Do you ever wonder how we ended up together?"

"Maybe we were just meant to be. Can I kiss you?"

"Jason, we're married. You don't have to ask permission."

"Well, can I?"

"Sure."

"Do – you – have – any – idea – how – much I – love – you?"

"I like to think I do. Wait – Jason! I thought we were – going to see – Shrek."

"Shrek can wait, I have a lovely wife I'd very much like to do something else with."

"I can work with that."

"Glad to hear that. Now that we're in our room… Where were we?"

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