Seals Documentary

by A Penguin Named Jim

There's a reason they call Artemis a genius you know, it's because he's a genius, as he proves in this original and ingenious tale where Artemis has a truly brilliant idea. Unfortunately Artemis's colleagues and friends are not always as intelligent.

Seals Documentary

"Hmmm," said Artemis, I feel like making a documentary on seals, but I don't have any seals."

So he dressed Butler, Holly and Root in seal costumes and filmed them. But everything went horrible wrong.

"Eek!" Said Butler, "I think that seal growled at me."

"Butler," said Artemis, "That's Holly."

"Oh," said Butler. And all the time Root was sitting in the corner examining his nails and saying:

"Uh, this is soooo last week."