So, there I was, actually buying my bread at the supermarket, I figured that it was time to give back to the community. Then, out of no where, came the cops, and the bounty hunters, and the heroes.
One word slipped from my lips, "Shit"
"You bet your ass, shit" One of the cops said.
I cracked my knuckles and said "well, it looks like there is only one way out of this one"
I concentrated on the power of my soul and called the energy to my fists. The orbs surrounded my hands as usual.
I rushed in.
I rammed my fists into the face of one of the nearby cops killing him instantly. I made a quick turn, dismissed the energy and slammed one of my hands pimp-style into the check of one of the heroes. He stumbled back in disbelief.
I then said "That's right, you're my bitch now!"
Then one of the cops did something I thought that only I would do, he smacked me in the back of the head with his gun. Knocking me unconscious.
I woke up in jail with a throbbing headache.
Well, I guess that this would be a good time to introduce myself. My name is, well, what I call myself is Ninja of God. I know that it sounds weird but it's what I chose, and if you have a problem, well then, you can take it up with my fists.
I may not have too much of a name in archnos yet, I only have a threat level of nine, but I will, oh I will.
Now the problem at hand, jail, and how to escape.
I called up some of my old fashioned ninja magic, and I was invisible to the untrained eye.
I snuck up behind the jail guard silent as could be, then I infused some of my magic into my hands, and shoved them straight through the guards back! It was a silent and painless death…well, at least it was silent.
I ripped off the bars of the cell and began to run.