DISCLAIMER: The idea of Buffy and all doesn't belong to me, my family, my friends, or anyone I even remotely know. Don't sue or anything.

RATING: G. I mean, it's Elvis. How bad could it be?   

SUMMARY: Buffy sees the First in a form you might not have expected.

STATUS: Well, I just thought it'd be a fun idea. It's probably gonna be a one chapter thing unless you wanna see more famous dead people.

REVIEWS: Yes, please? Tell me if you like it, and, if you don't, just don't read it.        

SPOILERS: Anything up through this latest episode. I'm an American viewer.

That Famous Dead Guy

Buffy was patrolling as she usually did. Spike was training the Potentials back at her house and Andrew was, sadly, helping him out. She hadn't seen any signs of the First all night.

"This is boring. I might as well go home." She said to herself aloud. She turned around and was face to face with none other than- "You!"

"Wha?" Said the figure. She stood back and observed this new guy. He had a horrible hair do and a white jump suit. And, for some odd reason, he was carrying a microphone.

"You're that famous dead guy!"

He looked offended. "I'm Elvis Presley, ma'am."

"Yeah, him. I loved your work!"

"Thank ya, thank ya very much." He flashed a smile.

"That one story you did, The Tell-Tale Heart or whatever, was great!"

"Uh, I sang songs, little lady."

"Sorry." She apologized.

"Don't worry your pretty little head about it."

"Hey, aren't you dead?"

"No. I'm livin' in Iowa makin' crop circles for a livin' now." He laughed. "I never told you that, alright?" He said a bit more seriously.

Buffy nodded. "I see."

"Oh, oh yeah." He just remembered something. "I'm supposed to tell you, you're gonna turn to the dark side. Ok?"

"Wait, You're evil, aren't you?"

"No, no ma'am…" He looked around nervously. "Oh, and that boyfriend of yours? He should be evil too. Got it?"

"Actually, I'm gonna kill you now." She staked him and cut off his head in one swipe. "Huh." She said. "It actually killed him." She walked away. "THAT was weird." She thought to herself. She turned and walked home.