Yep, got nothing, no reason at all, got bored and couldn't sleep one night and this is what I did
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It was a day just like any other in the hot spring town of Hinata, it was around mid-day on a beautiful spring Saturday, the sky was clear and blue, children played and people went by doing what they had to do nothing out of ordinary
"Keitaro" you baka-hentai"
Yep, nothing abnormal here, nope no sir
The battle cry for one Naru Narusegawa was heard all throughout the hinata girls dorm, as the dorms manager was thrown threw entire walls of the compound and landed abruptly in his Aunt Haruka's tea shop crashing threw a table with a load thud.
This of course didn't surprise said aunt as this and similar things happened a lot to her nephew, she took a short puff of her cigarette and gave her nephew a bored look and with a monotone voice said "peeked on Naru Again" putting more emphasis on the again part.
"You know that those times were all just misunderstandings"
"So what did you do this time" she asked in an exasperated voice as if saying she was getting to old to be dealing with all these immature antics
"I went into naru's room to ask if she had any laundry that needed to be done, and when I went in she was changing and well you know the rest"
"I am really getting sick of all this, will you two just screw each other and get all this sexual tension you two have over with" Haruka says while lighting up another cigarette, I mean come on it's so obvious what's going on between them it's almost sickening.
b-b-bu-but-t I d-don't know what you're talking about" Keitaro was so embarrassed and was blushing so hard he was having trouble making complete sentences
Haruka was going to say something else when the phone rang; she got up and walked to the counter where the phone was
"Hello, Hinata Teahouse, Haruka speaking how can I help you" Haruka said while taking another puff of her cigarette
"Is Kenny there?" a deep voice came from the phone, a voice that Haruka believed sounded very familiar to her but just couldn't place her finger on who it belonged to
"Excuse me"
"Oh sorry is Keitaro there?"
"Who should I say is asking?"
"Just say its big boy; he'll know who it is"
Haruka gave Keitaro the weirdest look, a cross between "what the hell do you do with your free time" and "I can't believe we are related"
"Ahhhhhhhh yeah ummmmmm Big Boy wants to talk to you" Haruka said with uneasiness dripping from every word she said
As soon as Keitaro heard "big boy" he gave an tired sigh and heaved himself up and then slowly walking towards his aunt and the phone, when he got there he took the phone and said "a little privacy please" with that Haruka slowly went towards the main dorm building to try and calm the tenets down while Keitaro had his conversation
As soon as she was gone Keitaro slumped down on a nearby chair "Tyler how in the blue hell did you get the teahouse number" Big Boy no identified as Tyler laughed
"You know me dude, I have my ways you weren't online I was trying to Aim you for the past 45 minuets"
"Sorry I was kind of busy wittth ssstuff"
"You got knock out by that Naru chick again didn't you?"
"Yeah"
"Remember when we were young and I protected you from the boys twice your size, I find it sad you're getting beaten up by girls now I mean way to go on that I usually I have to pay extra for that kind of crap"
"Funny Oh yeah and real smooth with the whole big boy thing, know my aunt thinks I have some creepy sugar daddy"
"You knows how I gots to be taking care of ma Beatchs"
"Please, never speak like that again, you are Way to Irish"
"How would you know, aren't I the only non-Asian guy you know in your life?"
"True, but it doesn't change the fact that no one let alone you should ever talk like that"
"Yeah yeah yeah"
"Anyway even though I love to run up the phone bill talking to a guy on the other side of the planet…"
"Don't we all"
"Why'd you call?"
Your entrance exam was yesterday how was it? "
"
"….."
"I know this time you made it right, this time you were THE MAN"
"…."
"A MANLEY MAN who took no prisoners while fighting for his academic life"
"……"
"Man I am so proud of you man you finally achieved your dream, you…"
"…."
"You didn't get in did you?"
"Again nope"
This is what the 6th, 7th time?"
"It's only the third"
"Irregardless dude you promised me you were going to pass this time"
"I know I just got distracted from my studies"
"Distracted huh?"
There was silence after that; Keitaro wondered if he was still on the other line all of a sudden Tyler came back with a question completely out of left field
"Kenny Have you been ….masturbating?" he whispered the last part of the comment for no other reason but it sounded funnier
"No I haven't been masturbating I really was trying to study, but being manager and all the work involved can really tire a guy out"
"Yeah a young man with no girlfriend in charge of an all girl's dorm/ hot spring can really tire you out; I am just trying to help you before you go blind kenn…"
"I AM NOT MATURBATING" Keitaro yelled at the tops of his lungs, as red as a tomato after realizing that the entire dorm heard him"
"You know with all this screaming maybe you should have some "me" time"
"God I hate you"
"Whatever dude but that doesn't change the fact that you really have to study, if not for me but for your girl you promised to you always tell me about"
" I just don't know if I can sometimes"
their was another long pause but this one was serious, as if the voice on the other line was really putting a lot of thought in what he was going to say finally after a minute or two
"Well that settles it"
"Settles what"
"I'm coming for a visit "
"What!!!!"
"You heard me, I think it would be good to visit you, we haven't seen each other in person for years, I bet your still as scrarney as ever"
"This coming from the only guy I remember being taller then"
"That was a long time ago, I was a late bloomer, sue me"
"Do you think this is a good idea?"
"When haven't my ideas been good?"
"Remember that time when we were 11 and we played with those fireworks?"
"Of course! As an American it is my obligation to play with explosives on the 4th of July"
"You blew up some dudes truck'
"Hey he was a register sex offender; he wasn't even supposed to have a car of any kind, let alone a big white van like that, we did the town a huge favor"
"Just promise me those shenanigans of our youth is over, I don't want the town to go up in flames and also try not to embarrass me will you I can barely get any respect around here I don't want my last shred of dignity to fly out the window"
"Oh come on, if your not embarrassed by the fact that you're a near 20 year old virgin who gets his ass kicked by girls on a daily bases and is pretty much their live in cleaning bitch and who has failed three times to get into Tokyo U then nothing I do will ever make you blush"
"You're such a good friend" Keitaro said with sarcasm, though he had to admit his friend did have a point regarding his whole situation with the majority of the girls of the dorm
"Dude trust me on this, it the perfect plan, even if, me being there doesn't help you study I can and will do the grunt work around the place so you don't have to so you can study more. I got to go, works a callin in all, I'll call you back later to hammer the details I'll see you soon though. Peace"
With that he hung up leaving Keitaro to think about just what he got himself into, on one hand he'll get to be with a friend he hasn't seen face to face in almost eight years, on the other he doesn't want to know how the tenets are going to handle another guy living here.
After awhile he decided that, he was the manager and it was ultimately his and no one else who could make this decision and he really did miss his friend
He then left the room to tell the girls of his friends visit and mentally preparing for World war 3. While walking he couldn't help but to remember the first time he met Tyler almost 11 years earlier.
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Flash back
There were several young boys ranging from the age of 9 all the way up to12, they formed a circle around another boy who looked to be about 8 and had on a large pair of glasses. Yep Keitaro was always just so popular
The older boys were taking turns pushing the glasses wearing boy around in the circle, while this was going on the boys were shouting
"Four eyes"
"Geek"
Just the regular stupid things boys that age say about each other, one of the larger boys then struck the glasses boy in the face knocking him down to the ground, the strike also threw his glasses off
"Why are you doing this to me? "Keitaro pleaded with the children
"Because we were bored and you were smaller then us, that's just what happens when your weak" on of the older boys said
Just when the child was going to be kicked again, a figure came out of the corner of his eye running towards the group of children. Like a tornado of fists the figure who can now be clearly seen is a young boy is throwing punches in every direction possible not caring if they hit or not. This action reminded the young boy of the cartoon Tasmanian devil he saw on TV, Even as the other boys ran away screaming , the boy still continued to spin and spin until finally he stopped in front of Keitaro after about a minute. Keitaro then stood up to size the boy up.
The boy looked to be 7 years old but looked a bit smaller then other boys his age, making Keitaro feel a bit better about himself seeing as how their was a boy he was bigger then. He had scruffy, short dirty blonde hair, and blue eyes that seemed to be a little too big for someone his size, his skin was pale, very pale like someone who stays inside to much, he had on cargo shorts and a plain white T-shirt
Keitaro also noticed that the boy was to looking at him, after a couple of seconds of silence Keitaro decided to break the ice
"Thanks for helping me out"
There was no response from the boy, almost as if he didn't understand a word Keitaro had said .Keitaro then put out his hand to further the greeting
"My name's Keitaro it's nice to meet you"
The boy looked at his hand, the other word he seemed to know was Keitaro figuring that it was a name
The boy smiled and grasped Keitaros hand saying only one word "Tyler"
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End flashback
Keitaro stops in front of the dorms front entrance, when he heard a violent yell of impending doom and unrepressed rage
"this is going to SUCK so Bad"
END
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That's all I got right now, just a little something